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It’s my current hyper focus.

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About ready to teach some MFers all the violence it took to make me this gentle.

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It’s been ages since I read something this good. #ahousewithgoodbones #tkingfisher #damnthisbookwasgood

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What kind of person am I? I know my Pinterest password by heart but I have to look up my Amazon password every. single. time.

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Wait, liberals are now saying the election was stolen? Blue MAGA has never rang truer. Reject the corporate duopoly, abolishing capitalism is our only hope. It’s not red vs blue, it’s the working class vs the owning class. PS: If you don’t own capital, you’re working class.

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Too accurate.

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This flash animation lives rent free in my head forever.

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May you receive what you wish for the Palestinians 🧿

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Crow shade

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Just saw Adventure Chuch setting up their welcome tent at the corner of Ashlan and Winery after moving a homeless person’s shelter that was set up there last night. The person’s shopping cart was moved 10 feet over. In case you wondered if they were still fake Christians. #adventureelsewhere

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A mosquito bit my butt. Heavyweights warned me about this.

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I built a Playstacean!

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Err time

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On Jessica Simpson’s Leave: Katy Perry is to Lady Gaga as Jessica Simpson is to Sabrina Carpenter. #jessicasimpson #leave #opinionsnobodyaskedfor

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Mycelium is my jam.

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Once I get my executives to start functioning, it’s over for you hoes.

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More things that make English majors giggle.

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The only true way to nourish your victory garden. #eattherich #composttheoligarchy #victorygarden

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Devouring Unmasking Autism and this is a big reason why my first marriage ended, “When you’re trapped under the mask, all love feels conditional.” 🤯

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Things English majors find funny.

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Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without. Reject the capitalist propaganda that spending is better than mending. #anticapitalism #thebuyerarchyofneeds #giveadamnabouttheplanet #rejectoverconsumption

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So can we collectively stop supporting the “Wonderful” company (POM Wonderful)? They own most of the water in California & water shouldn’t be privately owned.

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In case you needed a cackle. #witchesofflashes #isthatevenahashtagyet #justwitchythings #basicwitch #forcackling

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Credit scores are younger than I am.

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I’m starting to think my librarians know me really well, just based on the books they have to put on hold for me. #supportyourlibrary #librariesrock #unmaskingautism #beneaththetreeswherenobodysees

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My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass

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People don’t ask each other what’s crack-a-lackin like they used to

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Fun fact: Rachel Bottoms is a nickname that sprung out of the fact that I used to wear apple bottom jeans all the time & my aunt Carol has always called me Apple because I’ve always called her Carrot.

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Why was I today years old when I found out this was all one sentence & not 2 separate sentences ie: Wanna put my tender. Heart in a blender. Funny what you hear when you aren’t reading at the same time.

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Jelly side down kind of day! Have $75 on a Joann gift card that’s useless now because it turns out yesterday was the last day to use it. All the articles pointing this out were posted in the last 5 days! I had so many more beads & floss to buy 😭

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Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there. The show must go on.

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A slumber party staple

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Reminiscing on simpler times

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I can’t believe it’s already been a year 🪦😢🪽 #aaronbushnell #freepalestine

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I want to do the @flashes.blue thing but I have to figure out how to have a different email address without creating a different email address. Trying to simplify socmed doesn’t agree with creating a whole new email.

It’s my current hyper focus.

About ready to teach some MFers all the violence it took to make me this gentle.

It’s been ages since I read something this good. #ahousewithgoodbones #tkingfisher #damnthisbookwasgood

What kind of person am I? I know my Pinterest password by heart but I have to look up my Amazon password every. single. time.

Wait, liberals are now saying the election was stolen? Blue MAGA has never rang truer. Reject the corporate duopoly, abolishing capitalism is our only hope. It’s not red vs blue, it’s the working class vs the owning class. PS: If you don’t own capital, you’re working class.

Too accurate.

This flash animation lives rent free in my head forever.

May you receive what you wish for the Palestinians 🧿

Crow shade

Just saw Adventure Chuch setting up their welcome tent at the corner of Ashlan and Winery after moving a homeless person’s shelter that was set up there last night. The person’s shopping cart was moved 10 feet over. In case you wondered if they were still fake Christians. #adventureelsewhere

A mosquito bit my butt. Heavyweights warned me about this.

I built a Playstacean!

Err time

On Jessica Simpson’s Leave: Katy Perry is to Lady Gaga as Jessica Simpson is to Sabrina Carpenter. #jessicasimpson #leave #opinionsnobodyaskedfor

Mycelium is my jam.

Once I get my executives to start functioning, it’s over for you hoes.

More things that make English majors giggle.

The only true way to nourish your victory garden. #eattherich #composttheoligarchy #victorygarden

Devouring Unmasking Autism and this is a big reason why my first marriage ended, “When you’re trapped under the mask, all love feels conditional.” 🤯

Things English majors find funny.

Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without. Reject the capitalist propaganda that spending is better than mending. #anticapitalism #thebuyerarchyofneeds #giveadamnabouttheplanet #rejectoverconsumption

So can we collectively stop supporting the “Wonderful” company (POM Wonderful)? They own most of the water in California & water shouldn’t be privately owned.

In case you needed a cackle. #witchesofflashes #isthatevenahashtagyet #justwitchythings #basicwitch #forcackling

Credit scores are younger than I am.

I’m starting to think my librarians know me really well, just based on the books they have to put on hold for me. #supportyourlibrary #librariesrock #unmaskingautism #beneaththetreeswherenobodysees

My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass

People don’t ask each other what’s crack-a-lackin like they used to

Fun fact: Rachel Bottoms is a nickname that sprung out of the fact that I used to wear apple bottom jeans all the time & my aunt Carol has always called me Apple because I’ve always called her Carrot.

Why was I today years old when I found out this was all one sentence & not 2 separate sentences ie: Wanna put my tender. Heart in a blender. Funny what you hear when you aren’t reading at the same time.

Jelly side down kind of day! Have $75 on a Joann gift card that’s useless now because it turns out yesterday was the last day to use it. All the articles pointing this out were posted in the last 5 days! I had so many more beads & floss to buy 😭

Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there. The show must go on.

A slumber party staple

Reminiscing on simpler times

I can’t believe it’s already been a year 🪦😢🪽 #aaronbushnell #freepalestine

I want to do the @flashes.blue thing but I have to figure out how to have a different email address without creating a different email address. Trying to simplify socmed doesn’t agree with creating a whole new email.

Who did this? 🤣

Never forget how important context is.

I wish I could tell the moon how much I like it