caligulacapital.bsky.social
💰Capital management for the empire.
💰Skeet on econ, finance & capital markets.
💰Account is satire and marked as such for dissidents.(NOTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS FINANCIAL ADVICE; IT IS STUPIDITY)
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fair! built cheap does not necessarily imply a cheap price! although in a sane world, it would.
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ahh. understood. if you ever take the leap into auto financing, please reach out!
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miller is the dead-soul demon the priests warned us about. theft of capital is not enough. he needs all of us to hate ourselves; he thinks that will help his strange complex.
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are rising auto prices having any impact on you car fucking strategy? bulk purchases? changing vendors?
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trump does not belong in rome... send him back to his faux classy castle!
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i mean, they are large and cheap. similar to how americans purchase foodstuffs! "i will take a large, is it cheap?"
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china wants me to visit but... i am not sure if america will let me back in!
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rumours abound that photos of stephen miller vaporize all cameras and phones instantly.
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true... i suppose my horrible co-workers dont have much to worry about!
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Legend.
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yes. i am not sure what else they could be complaining about. they were notifying jerry that those other accounts need to "give it a rest".
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if he wants help on those other accounts, a block will "put them to rest".
then every post will be jerry!
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miller was born of the blood moon... the gods spoke of him in tales of tiny penis jealousy and vengeance.
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yes... but the people grow more restless!
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responsible use of leverage!
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trump 2025:
"buy the dip(shit)"
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hmmm... high margin profits for our clients, but massive economic destruction will follow that will destroy their wealth. they only think short-term so... i guess.
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elon has burned his brand loyalty to the ground in the vein of Nero!
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dennis rodman
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if he went under noems table, a mask was required for safety!
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"official with an axe to grind claims axe has been ground, officials say"
~news
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amazing. trump has turned the entire press into an ass-kissing machine without the title of caesar. these "journalists" must be softer than warm butter!
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🎯
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Trojan Horse? more like a Trumpan Horse! amirite?
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capital loves stability; our felon is the opposite embodied.
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yes. it appears the economy will not sustain on trumpcoin alone. we must alter our projections.
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el salvador is on board though! perhaps they will provide calvary and fresh boots for the field.
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for him... it is only a challenge.
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Trojan Horse? more like a Trumpan Horse! amirite?
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pre-trump: buy the dip.
post-trump: buy the dipshit.
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pre-trump: buy the dip.
post-trump: buy the dipshit.
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brendel leveraging lennon-worship into capital gains...
a bold strategy.
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hmmmm...
surely this cannot be true. i thought their profits were tanking and they were desperate for deals!
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trump is more likely to consult a horse than friedman
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please dont blame rome! we are competent capital administrators.
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the research at our firm gives a 90% chance that all of this nonsense is due to one petty twitter spat with the government of panama.
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its OK. paying attention to the first one on its own puts you in the top 10% of parents.
you are doing the work of humanity.