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Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️‍⚧️ mom who makes weird collages, weirder jokes and would like to be left to live in peace thank you kindly
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Democrats: We can’t speak out, people might say mean things and it’s dangerous Trans folks: Well, time to step out into the world where it’s dangerous and people might say mean things, but I have to be me and also I need milk.

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GOP scraps budget, announces deal with Klarna to finance government

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Go woke, go broke. Unwoke, go more broke.

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Fun fact: The Spring Equinox is one of two days in the year that people attempt to stand eggs up on end

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“I’m Mr Beast, and I’m here to offer you an indecent proposal!”

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Democrats: We can’t speak out, people might say mean things and it’s dangerous Trans folks: Well, time to step out into the world where it’s dangerous and people might say mean things, but I have to be me and also I need milk.

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“I’m Mr Beast, and I’m here to offer you an indecent proposal!”

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Elon thinks he’s Ozymandius (from the comic), but he’s not even Adrian Veidt (from the movie)

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If you don’t have time to read the JFK files, here’s a quick audio summary youtu.be/sTAan-fd9PU?...

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Did we check and see if somebody just stole our civics? I know they’re easy to steal, especially older models.

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Crazy how they were worried Washington might not step down from power, but he did, and so did everyone after that, but I guess that was just out of habit and this whole thing could’ve blown up at any time.

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In retrospect, as a trans woman, maybe CD was a bad set of initials to pick

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Crazy how they were worried Washington might not step down from power, but he did, and so did everyone after that, but I guess that was just out of habit and this whole thing could’ve blown up at any time.

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Did the JFK files reveal what JFK stands for or is that still classified?

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Democrats waiting for the fever to break

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Did the JFK files reveal what JFK stands for or is that still classified?

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Remember that time the US radicalized a bunch of young men in Iraq by putting them into hellhole human rights abuse prisons and we wound up getting the Islamic state out of it all? This El Salvador set spinoff is gonna be wild.

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If Al Gore hadn’t been shut out by Bush v Gore he would’ve been too busy being president to come up with all these rhythms that now rule our lives and this is still not the worst joke I’ve ever made

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No, I’m not giving you a condescending look of derision, this is just my neurodivergent involuntary response to an absolutely incomprehensibly bafflingly nonsensical question or statement that I cannot parse

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“Cincinnatus, Cincinnatus. You’ve heard of him, not a lot of people, they haven’t, but now they’re talking. Stupid Cincinnatus, they give him power, all the power, and you know what he does? Gives it right back, gives up all that beautiful power. And you know what he does? Grows cabbages. Cabbages!”

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How to Fail a State in 100 Days

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When the liberals start making “I identify” jokes

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Steak and Shake I Got From a Vaccine Preventable Disease

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Some day we may trade in our straps of war for the strap ons of peace, and the world will live again in harmony

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Some day we may trade in our straps of war for the strap ons of peace, and the world will live again in harmony

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments