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Average ordinary middle aged 🏳️‍⚧️ mom who makes weird collages, weirder jokes and would like to be left to live in peace thank you kindly
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Tf is this world

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

The plan is to just let China take Taiwan while we’re bogged down outside of Moosejaw taking heavy casualties from Canadian and Danish snipers and Panama is burning our ships in the canal

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Elon thinks he’s Ozymandius (from the comic), but he’s not even Adrian Veidt (from the movie)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I haven’t heard this much top talk since Inception came out

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Chuck Schumer has the crazed look of a long in the tooth rooster about to lose his final fight

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Democrats: We can’t speak out, people might say mean things and it’s dangerous Trans folks: Well, time to step out into the world where it’s dangerous and people might say mean things, but I have to be me and also I need milk.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

GOP scraps budget, announces deal with Klarna to finance government

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Go woke, go broke. Unwoke, go more broke.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: The Spring Equinox is one of two days in the year that people attempt to stand eggs up on end

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

“I’m Mr Beast, and I’m here to offer you an indecent proposal!”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Democrats: We can’t speak out, people might say mean things and it’s dangerous Trans folks: Well, time to step out into the world where it’s dangerous and people might say mean things, but I have to be me and also I need milk.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

“I’m Mr Beast, and I’m here to offer you an indecent proposal!”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Elon thinks he’s Ozymandius (from the comic), but he’s not even Adrian Veidt (from the movie)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If you don’t have time to read the JFK files, here’s a quick audio summary youtu.be/sTAan-fd9PU?...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Did we check and see if somebody just stole our civics? I know they’re easy to steal, especially older models.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Crazy how they were worried Washington might not step down from power, but he did, and so did everyone after that, but I guess that was just out of habit and this whole thing could’ve blown up at any time.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

In retrospect, as a trans woman, maybe CD was a bad set of initials to pick

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Crazy how they were worried Washington might not step down from power, but he did, and so did everyone after that, but I guess that was just out of habit and this whole thing could’ve blown up at any time.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Did the JFK files reveal what JFK stands for or is that still classified?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Democrats waiting for the fever to break

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Did the JFK files reveal what JFK stands for or is that still classified?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Remember that time the US radicalized a bunch of young men in Iraq by putting them into hellhole human rights abuse prisons and we wound up getting the Islamic state out of it all? This El Salvador set spinoff is gonna be wild.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If Al Gore hadn’t been shut out by Bush v Gore he would’ve been too busy being president to come up with all these rhythms that now rule our lives and this is still not the worst joke I’ve ever made

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments