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The funniest thing about all this is Joe Biden built a "bring back US manufacturing" button and Trump could have just kept pressing it but instead he insisted on smashing the "crash the stock market" button

Conquest season finale for Invincible?!

If a Supreme Court Justice dies or retires over the next four years (likely), Trump will nominate an absolute clown cultist to SCOTUS. And if the GOP has the Senate Majority, they will let it happen without question.

Invincible Cecil arc. Mark has a duty to be more mature as the strongest person on the planet Cecil depends on and is terrified of him. He can't be this hot-headed and responsible

Cecil knows the only thing that can prevent humanity from subjugation rn is Mark. He also knows Mark is a could logically turn, and wasn't strong enough to stop his dad alone. He found something that Mark, a viltrumite, struggled against and mass-profuced it (a robot)

Also shout the fuck out to Steven Yeun. Always great but understated as Invincible. He really gets to show out here

I love Angstrom as a villain but his second phase boss fight being him AND drones is very funny

Invincible war is unsurprisingly a lot more fun of an arc animated

a key throughline to understand Trump's psychology is that he categorically refuses the idea of a positive sum trade he believes selling stuff makes you the winner and buying stuff makes you the loser he is now applying this logic to the biggest buyer of stuff on Earth: the United States

No one captures the extreme levels of disgusting gorgeous woman are subject to being ambushed by desperate weak men like Coralie Fargeat in the Substance and Revenge

Revenge is so good when it takes the nastiness of something like the Substance in a revenge horror movie

She cauterizes her massive puncture wound with the eagle logo side of a beer can in Revenge

Did you just tell them that their incest children will be plain?

They fired a top Black general and are replacing him with a much less-qualified white general. They’re not hiding the racism.

Lost Records Bloom and Rage is a harem anime for indie girls

Holy fucking shit that opening crowd crush in invincible

Wait the second episode of Pixar's win or lose is actually exceptional (first one is cute)

Doing a solo first season was a great idea but a more ensemble spider-man show, that isn't as corny as ultimate, is a great idea for a spidey cartoon that does retread the same old stories IMO

The watcher LMFAOOO

Holy shit Spider-man getting talked into no longer holding back by Norman and going the fuck off is so fucking inspired

Ayo....hey...yo

The montage of sketches that aged poorly is the funniest choice they've made this 50th HOLY

Snl50 confirming what we already knew: it's theater dorks all the way down now

SNL50 means they finally have enough black people on the cast for black jeopardy again 😌

That was a crazy weak sketch to start SNL50 with LMAO

Ideal headline: Trump and Elon found dead in suspected murder-suicide

He who violates the law violates the law.

Super glad we torched our reputation with one of our closest allies by continually dangling a self-destructive trade war threat over their head, brilliant 14 Dimensional Chess move here

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Moskowitz: We sent condoms and contraceptives to Mozambique in 2019 under the Trump Administration. Watters: I don’t think Trump knew about the condoms. I think there was a lot Trump didn’t really know

I really can't stand the pedantic pathetic whining of the type of leftist Chomsky worshipping "West Bad" American who used to constantly demand the U.S do the exact thing Trump is now doing, but are upset because Trump is doing it. Fuck you. Slimy backstabbing surrender clown.

SNL's retirement home special

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is like if the doctor was an American teenage girl in the 2000s

It's weirdly difficult to remember that Trump's popular vote margin was /less/ than Hillary's in 2016. Biden got more votes in 2020 than Trump got in 2024 and Trump surrogates all under-performed in congressional races. This is not a mandate, I don't get why it is being portrayed that way.

This is random, I know, but "Apollo 13" is way better than "Braveheart" and should have trounced it at the Oscars that year.

Pete's here

The way Angel is constantly coming around dark corners kills me

Watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer is like rediscovering the lost part of television, perfect storytelling character based fun cathartic after each episode

Reality TV actor Sean Duffy’s last 3 tweets as Secretary of Transportation are: -fighting with Hillary Clinton -more fighting with Hillary Clinton -lamenting the third(!) airline crash that's occurred since he was sworn in

I ate salt and vinegar chips then brushed my teeth and I actually injured my tongue

Invincible has the animation of a weekly anime with an annual+ release schedule

Square enix is obsessed with making very boring first games with bad pacing, see FF7 remake, and that makes me sad that for spoken is not getting a sequel. It's only more fun in the DLC and postgame and we'll never see them finally get to the good part because cannot make a first act

tariffs on colombian coffee, egg supply dwindling, orange farmers walking off the job Donald Trump is waging a war on breakfast

Jason Crow: "You cannot tell me that releasing militia leaders, insurrectionists, criminals back onto the street because it's what you did to placate your political base makes us any more safe ... it's creating an environment that gives permission to extremists to be more bold"

It’s so weird that Elon Musk doesn’t care whether the government subsidizes electric vehicles now that there are a bunch of other companies benefitting from those subsidies.