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I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.
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February on the reservoir.

who up burninating they countryside

Make your calls. Go to your town halls. Ask your state and local officials what they are doing under state and local law. Rest. Hydrate. Make soup for the hungry. Don’t let people tell you that you’re doing it wrong. Not a sprint. Not a marathon. A relay. Find your team. Thank you.

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

Conservative billionaires are funding a coordinated effort to dismantle public education to pay for private school vouchers that largely benefit wealthy families and enable corporations to avoid their fair share in taxes. Now they have a friend in the White House.

I'm happy at least one of us likes it.

Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do. Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.

If your boss or company tells you to do something unethical: don't say yes. Make them write it down.

Have you been asked, as a federal worker, to do something you don't want to do? But they won't put it in writing? DON'T DO IT. If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT. Document, document, document. Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document

Animals Are Really Great Friends And Companions

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When I was 11, I used to offer to buy other kids' souls for spare coins. I bought 3 or 4 on the bus one afternoon, and a mom got SUPER upset, and they made their son give me back the 50¢ to have his soul back. I mean, sure. Have it at cost. Sorry you're in trouble. I was deeply weird, I guess.

"Dog" by artist Diego De La Rosa. Oil on panel, 10 x 8 inches, 2022.

The only immigrant trying to destroy the country.

Elephant calf update: very baby

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People getting super into handcrafts and geeking out about process is soooooooooothing. I don't want to do the crafts, but just, like, enjoy the co-regulation. I love Bernadette Banner videos to calm down. Even more than pimple extraction videos, and that's saying something. youtu.be/MRkDtGu0ryQ?...

the intensity of the Canadian response doesn't make sense unless you have ever had or known a younger brother who got completely fed up one day with his older sibling being a dick

I'm exhausted and this feels like the best option for #FossilFriday this week. This is coprolite. What is coprolite, you ask? It's fossilized feces. It's mineralized, doesn't smell. It's important for science to find pollen or pieces of bone. Also proves you can polish a turd.

Yes, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. But did he face it? Did he stare into the inky abyss and vow to destroy that horrible mocking doppelgänger lest it devour him and indeed all that is decent in the cosmos? C’mon, weather news, get us the full story

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

This is so goddamn funny