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Two girls one cup has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

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Y’know what the worst part of this whole thing is? If we had just had ONE more fact checking website back in 2016 we could have avoided all of this.

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My doctor said I wasn’t getting enough microplastics in my diet, so he gave me this supplement.

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Orcus, demon lord of Undeath, master of the 113th layer of the abyss, crafter of the cursed artifact "The Wand of Orcus," Armor Class -6, 12 Hit Dice, has officially endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

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My job? Oh, Amish parents hire me to make sure their kids come back after rumspringa. They pay me in wool and butter.

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It’s the 11th hour, Cuomo’s behind in the polls and…oh my god, is that the entire US Sex Offender Registry’s music?!

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Listen, I know that stuff with ICE sounds bad, but this guy is over here talking about free busses! What do you want from us?!

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The duality of man

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Breaking: A literal murderer’s row has endorsed Cuomo for mayor. Six serial killers standing next to each other have said that they would vote for Andrew Cuomo.

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“As governor of New York State, Andrew Cuomo killed 2 of my grandparents. Now, 5 years later, I’m voting for him to finish the job!”

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The bedbugs at the Super 8 down the road have unanimously endorsed Andrew Cuomo! What a get!

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Looking at a catholic priest and living vicar-iously through him.

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I spent the weekend binge watching the Sonic movies and it really relieved the stress of living to see World War 3.

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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

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Using an extra paper towel after washing my hands, just to feel something

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Imagining a slave owner saying this as Sherman burns all of their shit down.

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Why would anybody in New York care what anybody from South Carolina thinks about anything?

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Labubu can only enter your house if you invite it in (pay a scalper hundreds of dollars for it)

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“We bought this from NASA for a song. I mean, a hymn.”

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Hello new followers! Hope you’re all having a great day! My name is Cam, I’ll be taking care of you here on the internet today. Now is anybody having a birthday?

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I like how journalists don’t have to know anything anymore. NYT will just pay people to say something bad about Muslims.

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Rewatched some Initial D last night, and now I can’t stop going everywhere sideways.

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The alligator folding himself into a handbag cracks me up every time.

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Who’s laughing now, haters?

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Accidentally bought Mangum condoms, now my dick looks like an aeroplane over the sea.

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“Did you just stick a needle in my balls?” “No, shut up, you’re being paranoid!”

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Being a kid is making “cheese eating surrender monkey” jokes Growing up is realizing the French are really cool.

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I hope they follow it up with Wu Tang Clan’s Protect Ya Neck

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I was in the Dallas Airport at the same time as Raven Symone in 2007.

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The older I get the more personally offended I am by American cars. From every decade, not just modern ones. How did they used to get so little horsepower from such big engines?!

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Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.

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cool graphs man. come down to my vault i have an amontillado i’d love for you to try

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Is anybody really surprised that Cuomo, wop of all wops, is being racist and anti-Islam?

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I watched Sanshiro Sugata last night and I mean, it’s crazy how good Akira Kurosawa was from pretty much the very beginning.

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