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It’s never gonna stop being funny that everyone upset about Mamdani is, to a person, a complete scumbag grifter whom everyone recognizes as such.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m just gonna start responding to anti-socialist fear-mongering with “What’s the matter? Scared you might like it?”

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Mr. Mamdani do you recognize Skyrim's right to exist as a Nord state? Mr. Mamdani do you condemn the Forsworn? Mr. Mamdani will you honor the right of the Altmer, as the chosen race, to maintain their post-White-Gold Concordat territorial integrity?

submitted 6 days ago • 43 comments

“When I’m in New York City” oh okay. That’s like me in SC saying that I’ll never give in-n-out my money.

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

What’s my biggest weakness? Probably this spot on my chest that glows red after I attack three times.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

He’s back, folks!

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

What if we just TRY it, huh? Is a government-run grocery store going to kill people? Is it going to suddenly cause a food shortage in the largest, wealthiest city in the country?

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Being a conservative in this country just means constantly screaming “I DONT WANT FREE STUFF, FUCK YOU!”

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

"this is the future liberals want" and it's just some guy taking a free bus to buy a dozen eggs for $2.99

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Looks like Cuomo 🕶️ couldn’t take the heat…

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They don’t want public transportation, they don’t wanna go to the DMV. I’m starting to think these people are all arguing in bad faith.

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Me, gazing upon the works and despairing: Soooo, THAT happened!

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Were there people who were scandalized by The Brady Bunch depicting a blended family on tv? I bet there were. It’s funny to think about the things people got upset about back then.

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Man, good thing this doesn’t apply to me.

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First line of a Schoolhouse Rock about payola: 🎶I’m just a shill🎶

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I’m done spreading blame around, okay? The butt stops here!

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Impressing the gen alpha kids by telling them I’m Druski’s dad

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Two girls one cup has endorsed Andrew Cuomo

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Y’know what the worst part of this whole thing is? If we had just had ONE more fact checking website back in 2016 we could have avoided all of this.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My doctor said I wasn’t getting enough microplastics in my diet, so he gave me this supplement.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Orcus, demon lord of Undeath, master of the 113th layer of the abyss, crafter of the cursed artifact "The Wand of Orcus," Armor Class -6, 12 Hit Dice, has officially endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

My job? Oh, Amish parents hire me to make sure their kids come back after rumspringa. They pay me in wool and butter.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It’s the 11th hour, Cuomo’s behind in the polls and…oh my god, is that the entire US Sex Offender Registry’s music?!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Listen, I know that stuff with ICE sounds bad, but this guy is over here talking about free busses! What do you want from us?!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The duality of man

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Breaking: A literal murderer’s row has endorsed Cuomo for mayor. Six serial killers standing next to each other have said that they would vote for Andrew Cuomo.

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“As governor of New York State, Andrew Cuomo killed 2 of my grandparents. Now, 5 years later, I’m voting for him to finish the job!”

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The bedbugs at the Super 8 down the road have unanimously endorsed Andrew Cuomo! What a get!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Looking at a catholic priest and living vicar-iously through him.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I spent the weekend binge watching the Sonic movies and it really relieved the stress of living to see World War 3.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

submitted 3 days ago • 104 comments

Using an extra paper towel after washing my hands, just to feel something

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Imagining a slave owner saying this as Sherman burns all of their shit down.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Why would anybody in New York care what anybody from South Carolina thinks about anything?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments