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camilledubois.bsky.social
horse girl / dj / programmer / backcountry bitch camilledubois.eth
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nooo my woke pronoun agenda

fuck it from now on I’m calling every single nonwhite nonmale nonstraight employed person who voted for Trump a DEI hire

scene across the river from where American Airlines flight 5342 collided with a Blackhawk at DCA 😭

working out with friends is one of my fave ways to bond / spend quality time together bc (if you value fitness and exercise daily) you’re basically just incorporating each other into your routine so it doesn’t feel like a huge effort to carve out time to catch up ❤️

leaked photo of HEAVEN is going viral on social media ❤️

I’ve noticed drivers used to actually pull over and stop to allow emergency vehicles to pass … nowadays ambulances and fire trucks will be hurtling down the road, sirens blaring, and nobody seems to give a fuck

feds so worried about TikTok when literally every app you have to download to control the $10 smart gadget you ordered off Amazon is Chinese as fuck

I remember the days when TikTok was tosh.0

rednote/little red book is not the chinese version of tiktok lmfao it's like pinterest ... douyin is chinese tiktok

Elon actually implemented a feature to flag “cis” as a slur on twitter

just got back from my shift at the dick sucking factory and nobody knew you there. no one has even heard of you. they say the house you live in has been abandoned for decades. so i looked you up online and — bro, i found your obituary. it says you died in 1963 bro

the best part about our generation growing up on the internet is we never had to develop a mature sense of humor 💕 pee pee poo poo

fine I’ll google why ppl are talking about drones in new jersey

should have known he’d get narc’d in the sleepy PA town that invented one of the most violent crimes against humanity: the Altoona pizza

LETHAL face card …

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

notice how all of the software applications we use in our daily lives were built from free, open-source frameworks? that’s proof for the capitalists that equal opportunity and accessibility do in fact breed innovation

do I need to post stunning photos of my dog until people follow me

can instagram please remove the fucking speaker logo from carousels so I can screenshot memes unsullied by this blemish in peace

I do my laundry like I’m brewing a witch’s potion, adding various concoctions and elixirs to deeply cleanse and freshen my clothes

it’s me home 🥹

who up on bluesky straight libbin out

me entering the function

4 years of Trump did irreparable damage to society … now we have to suffer through 4 more years of Trump plus all of these nefarious new characters

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to spend 8-12 hours a day on the internet

they hate to see a bitch serving sexy librarian

this app not hitting the same yet, I need the chronically online and mentally unstable ppl from twitter to migrate over

okay my first post here is gonna be my perfect puppy angel LAIKA 🩵