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Asked the independent candidate for THEIR opinion, huh, looks like they can use neutral pronouns if they want to.

This election seems weird to me. The Coalition are doing all the things you do when you're going to lose and lose badly but that's still about 50-50, and the Republicans did this last year and they still won so idefk anymore. Flip a coin at this point I reckon.

The polls have messed with my usual election prediction algorithm. It's hard to see a path to a Coalition win, although it's not impossible. So I'm revising my prediction from 'Coalition majority' to 'I dunno tbh'.

One of the cats has dropped the foulest-smelling turd in all feline history.

'Progressives must vote strategically' fuck me

Stop doing this unless you have a reason, they'll start relying on it and doing all the dodgy stuff after everyone's voted.

(not a two party system)

Total collapse of the New Democratic vote. Well done Canada, you're really good at fixing problems, enjoy another four years of total fucking misery.

Incredible news.

No lie detected.

I don't know how to tell my sister and in law that their tactic of repeatedly yelling at their child and then yelling at him again when it doesn't work is not actually accomplishing anything but making us all stressed out.

Fuck me this is bleak

I mean Triple M have been using artificial people for years.

National Security isn't a real thing, David.

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

JD stands for Just Deading the pope

Brave of the Liberals to campaign against the Liberals.

'I used to be staunchly left wing' followed immediately with 'supported the Labor Party.'

Counterpoint: if voters want to keep re-electing someone they should be able to do so.

These people have been offered, many, many times, solutions to their problems. They repeatedly reject them in favour of fascism which doesn't help them. There is no helping them, they are a lost cause.

My Hot Take of this election is that not only should stealing or vandalizing someone's corflute/poster be legal, it should in fact be encouraged.

There is a small but sadly loud cohort of commentators who firmly believe ideology is bad whatever the ideology happens to be. I do wonder how these people manage to put on pants. Fusion are examples of them.

Green vote plateau strikes again.

There isn't anyone else. Andrew Constance keeps losing, everyone thinks Angus Taylor is a joke, Hastie has no profile and is also totally unlikeable. It's Dutt till you nut, he's successfully given himself the job for life.

"We don't believe in anything" is a hell of a pitch.

I miss Mark Latham trying to break John Howard’s arm.

Regular reminder: the #leadersdebate is not for us, it's for journalists. Watching it does not make you more informed - arguably the reverse.

The game has been out a year and they just finished it. Game developers should not be allowed to make things anymore.

We don't lose because we don't 'build power', we lose because people don't want what we sell. This doesn't mean we are wrong to sell it.

Section 44: stupid law, or the stupidest law?

The Bene Gesserit have patiently, in secret, for thousands of years, selected amongst human traits, weeding, choosing, step by step working towards their goal of breeding the most perfectly punchable human face, and he is now the Vice President of the United States

Oh we're afraid of Russia now are we? We do like to be afraid of other countries having weapons, don't we?

It's even funnier because these people have made their names by loudly declaring that men are inherently superior, and when shown evidence that they may be normal they actively react with hostility. See also: Musk and video games.

I always imagined boygenius to have lesbian throuple energy and I wasn't wrong because TIL Lucy and Julien are a couple now but weren't then and for some reason this has put me in a good mood.

It's good when the rich fund candidates as long as they're a different kind of rich.

The vast majority don't, actually - the vote was about 60-40. That doesn't make homophobia OK of course but we need to not pretend it isn't normal or accepted.

This is a great joke, fuck you.