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Queer home chef, actual real-life library page, mother, AuDHD, Mrs Dr Piss 🌱
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Remembering the time I put a small barbeque chicken pizza in between two flour tortillas with cheese and fried it in oil. Amazing.

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Knees weak, arms are heavy, diarrhea in the toilet already, it’s nervous- there on the surface is a girl so sweaty, regretting her own spaghetti.

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I had a sandwich and it made me want more sandwich, which is the opposite of what a sandwich is supposed to do

submitted 20 hours ago • 57 comments

DOCTOR: we had to take out most of your colon ME;

submitted 8 hours ago • 10 comments

Clapping my cheeks together and making the sound of an excited seal, arph arph arph arph arph

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going to the art museum and telling them i lost my keys in there so they let me in for free. they made me promise not to look at any art but i can see some out of the corner of my eye

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Still shitting send help

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I said I wanted to shit my pants but the moment is here and I feel a small amount of regret.

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Visiting friends in New York

submitted 21 hours ago • 56 comments

COMMUNITY NOTE:

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Braised lamb shank in a red wine sauce served over buttery mashed potatoes. Baby had a full on meltdown in the middle of cooking this so it’s been cooking for about four extra hours. #cooking #dinner #braisedlamb #extremelylatedinner

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Ever make a cup of coffee and intend to drink it, but the vibes are off?

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i will forever be the girl who loves coffee and sunsets and laughter and books and the word “fuck”.

submitted 3 days ago • 62 comments

stop what you’re doing & look at the estonian MP’s haircut

submitted 3 days ago • 118 comments

Shout out to my baby for letting me eat breakfast before losing his shit. Hell yeah baby

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How did I, the sleepiest person I know, birth a child who fucking hates sleep as much as he does

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What do you mean, get in the car and drive off? Aren’t we factoring in time to putter about, setting up our journey? Just me?

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My son loves to screech. He could screech all day. It’s as wonderful as it is— screechy ❤️

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My completed cake. Deep, dark chocolate cake with black cherry filling and chocolate buttercream frosting. We be eating our feelings over here 🍑

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

On impulse, adding a black cherry filling to the chocolate cake.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Baking a chocolate cake from scratch, coffee added. The frosting will be a dense, fudgey ganache. So fuckin hype for this

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Cackling Hims CEO Threatens To Pull Switch Activating All World’s Erections At Once

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WRITER FUEL: NASA solves 44-year-old mystery of why Jupiter's Io is so volcanically active. www.livescience.com/space/nasa-s... #LimFic #LiminalFiction #WriterFuel #Writers #Authors #StoryIdeas #Io #NASA #Jupiter

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My dogs see each treat given to the other as a New Treat, and not simply the other dog getting their fair share, so one of them is always angry with me at the end. There’s nothing I can do about it, either.

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girls don’t want men, they want weed

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