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Casual reminder that if someone is talking shit about other people to you, they’re likely talking shit about you to other people Believe when people show you what they’re about

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

Hearing rumours about me is wild because what do you mean I’m anti-indigenous My mother and I are Cree, you fuck-ass braindead dipshits 💀💀💀

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Ah yes, the terrible sequel to “Why Am I In Winnipeg?”: “Why The Fuck Am I In Thunder Bay?”

submitted 7 hours ago • 4 comments

about once every two years I ask myself “why am I in Winnipeg?” today is one of those days. why am I in Winnipeg indeed

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

The Eevolve Collection! A pattern for each Eeveelution. Each design features Eevees from the original Eevee pattern along with its evolution, how it evolves, and is themed around what makes it unique. Each generation has a common look as well. Coming to the shop soon! #eevee #eeveelutions #pokemon

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

no context actors who look eerily similar to Pitch Black from Rise of the Guardians

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Me, trying to unscramble the word TREES in a Survivor puzzle: ✍️ reset ✍️ steer ✍️ terse (I did not solve the Survivor puzzle)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Once again begging BlueSky to let me add context to “see less like this” Please do not show me less American resistance news by showing me more right-wing American news Please just shut the fuck up about that country entirely thanks

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

one of the better days in recent memory. things are in motion, the path is clearing, life is making sense. here we go 💖

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

What if y'all stopped believing y'all are divinely and innately more Righteous and Democratic than those backwards third world countries you look down upon as sites of imperialist extractivism, and instead put a little elbow grease into safeguarding your rights like they had to? Chauvinist.

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

Muted words out here doing the lord’s work because shut up

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

I'm watching Canadian officials hold a presser on the Toronto plane crash and remarkably they're not blaming DEI or recklessly speculating about causes. They could never cut it down here in Trumplandia.

submitted 4 days ago • 636 comments

Hi so let’s not use Drug Addict as the go-to insult for people we don’t like, even if they are addicted to drugs Addiction is hereditary, it’s a disease, and automatically using it as an identifier flies in the face of harm reduction and does irreparable damage to our most vulnerable Thanks kids

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

girl are you a Delta Airlines flight because I don't think it's a good idea for you to end up on your back in Toronto

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

gOoD mOrNiNg iT’s -40!! 🤪 shut the f🇨🇦k up I’m moving

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

every time I see an American try to explain how Canada "takes advantage of" the USA, I am viscerally reminded why that entire country collectively cannot be trusted with Kinder Surprise Eggs for their own safety

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

I truly believe that given the opportunity I could befriend Seth MacFarlane

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

And in other news, I now cheer for Montreal

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

guys it’s time for your valentine’s day fortune!!! If this comes across your feed it was meant for you!!! you’re a lesbian babygirl it’s time to leave your boyfriend 🩷

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

If you post a screenshot of a game and ask a question about that game and the answer to your question is IN YOUR SCREENSHOT I reserve the right to drag you all the way back to your hometown of Dipshitville

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

don’t hate me cause you ain’t me. 😘 (no, I don’t plan on picking up the spreadsheet series again. My skills have been bought and will be going towards the Canadian government as an ambassador of social analytics, tyvm!) bite me, you fuck ass losers.

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

Denying a person that really wants to argue with you the chance to just makes me feel so giddy. Somebody will hear what you’re saying but it won’t be me 🫶🏽

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Me, wondering what the fuck Suzanne Collins, author of The Hunger Games, did to piss everyone off this badly

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

just FYI my web crawler is doing the lord’s work right now. I’m analyzing TikTok, IG, Facebook, & the artist formerly known as Twitter. Consensus? Y’all are fucked 🇺🇸 lmao and I have the data to prove it. and you don’t get to see it because you’re a bunch of little shits 🤡 have fun losers!

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

“Kelsey, how much do you hate scams?” Oh I don’t know. A bit?

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

FUCK YOU ALL

submitted 9 days ago • 64 comments

Oh! And I almost forgot. Fuck aaaaaall y’all too

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

your daily reminder that I am rarely ever sorry and I still stand behind 99% of my words ever said. so fuck you, you, and especially you

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

“The days of thinking the world is your oyster and rules and common decency don’t apply to you while you take advantage of the local economy and refuse to acknowledge the citizens of the country you’re claiming as your own are coming to an end.” Fixed that for you.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

MASKING in airports and ALL busy public spaces because we LISTEN to SCIENCE and we CARE about our communities and we’re NOT dumb bitches ❤️

submitted 12 days ago • 6 comments

Awwww does the shoe fit 🙃 literally so true lmao

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Me: “My world does not revolve around the United States and that makes them angry” American: “FUCK YOU NATIONALIST SCUM YOU HATE AMERICA” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

#AbbottElementary is one of the only shows that gets ugly laughs out of me on the regular. “I believe gluten intolerance is just internalized white guilt” fucking wrecks me every time

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Exposure breeds compassion. I’m high as a kite so this thought is unfinished but I think I have data to support this. Something something small town kids turning liberal in college

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

anybody really good at geo-sleuthing? This photo of me was taken last year somewhere in Canada. Closest guess wins my love and affection and I won’t steal your firstborn child

submitted 15 days ago • 11 comments