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📍 Nashville. "Fun auntie" aged. Here for good, clean fun.
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Remember that episode of The Office when that unsanctioned lady decided she was the boss and people just... went with it?

I just realized I haven't eaten yet today. My sugar is probably lower than the country's morale.

No.

Yeah. A very small part of the real me.

Lakers 1st and 2nd quarter is a big difference. They should be up by 23.

The Governor of Maine has a backbone. I like it.

I'm trying to decide on a dress/jewelry combo. I will forever love a cute choker.

Tauruses are generally such great people. Stevie, Janet, Adele. I had to Google. Gigi Hadid can scram.

I was up until 2 a.m. trying to install a ceiling fan. Today is going to be rough.

Chile... got carded to buy a lotto ticket 2 weeks ago. They thought I was a decoy from the state. (With gray hairs?! Annoying)

I'm really torn on my ball gown for Mardi Gras. 😮‍💨

It's a little sleet happening. The southern urge to go get some eggs and bread is strong right now.

I like the conquistador Drake song.

Everybody posting their outside fits, and I am just really proud of my air fryer wings.

Me: Valentine's is cool or whatever if you're into that kind of thing. Me post surprise: 😊😻

Arranged this bouquet before the $6-$10 flowers became $20 - $40 flowers.

I woke up and people have been arguing with each other in my threads mentions all night. I'm going to stay here until it's safe.

Fam the flags. Kendrick is a Upper Level Demon lmaoo

Going ape💩 on the keys.

Chiefs defense is so focused on locking down Saquon's run that they are playing everybody else too loose.

K Dot looked dead in the camera and rapped Not Like US with the smirkiest of smirks. Kendrick is my type of carrying on.

My air fryer wings are top-notch.

Good loves me.

Mahomes is shaking like a stripper. Those sacks start adding up quick.

I really want the Eagles to ball out. Like, next play touchdown.

Tighten tf up 😤😤😤

Good morning. Happy Black History month. Post the similar link to your hbcu & spam it to your friends who talk but don't do work. #IsaidIt giving.tsu.edu

6 police just sped by me on the way home. Hope everyone is safe.

For some men, it's yes. I hate it. And tbh, why are you even squeezing a man's hand that hard??? Your barometer is broken. Psycho

Let me go to bed.

if im being real with ya'll last year i would've not nearly been this wholesome. its the birth control lowering my sex drive, i dont drink/ drugs anymore so i have a conscious now man i used to get like a rag doll 🤣😭

It's pretty much exactly what I expected. sexvalues.github.io

$40k? Have y'all been to a grocery store lately? If these are pure, uncut organic eggs... you're about $15k short. Pasture-raised?? Add $25k.

Baltimore people: help your neighbors who may need food assistance get it ASAP. Please repost. Thanks! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Lovers come and then lovers go That's what folks say Don't they know They're not there When you love me Hold me and say you care