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cane.rocks
Sometimes I feel like my wheels ain’t touching the ground Albuquerque NM. He/him
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ohh you're a tough guy huh? i'm really shakin in my hokas

kevin smith's weight loss journey takes a tragic turn

Ooryl Qrygg Qrew up once again.

dr. sattler favoring a c-grip. interesting

will never stop sharing this every time i see it. she better be in every textbook forever

Don’t like that I keep getting emails encouraging me to name a beneficiary for my HSA

Hey is it true that if I buy a bunch of colostrum supplements from the Costco I’ll get super powers

Beeferman

Obviously the expectations for a nightclub owner aren’t lofty but pretty wild that you would even allow him in your club around other patrons.

The Houston Astros are calling up pitcher Jason Alexander for tonight's game against the A's: www.chron.com/sports/astro...

this is who runs this account

mister trump i will help liberate iran if i am issued my preferred tarkov loadout

Godzilla Vanilla Ice Cream (1998-1998): A promotional item for the "Godzilla" film, this vanilla ice cream from Edy's/Dreyer's featured a fudge swirl and little chocolate Godzillas--promising approximately 70 in each half gallon!

classmate who works at the VA said one of her patients didn't like the nicotine lozenge they gave him. so he chopped it up, peeled off a toenail, which he he used to snort it like a coke spoon.

it is time to shut down the mormons like japan did to unification church and aum shinrikyo. clear your big goofy temple out, that shit aint real and you know it

Dun duh dun dun

can't believe my investment in a beer whose label would ensure very few booze stores would stock it hasn't paid off.

Ten million big-titty mods are about to be expunged in what future online historians will refer to as The Great Deflation

Crying

just realized I went through both classes today with a huge dried coffee drop on the bridge of my nose.

classmate who works at the VA said one of her patients didn't like the nicotine lozenge they gave him. so he chopped it up, peeled off a toenail, which he he used to snort it like a coke spoon.

Dusk @ White Sands National Park ~ Every day at White Sands is #StunDay #Sunset #NationalParks #Photography

asking a&p teacher if my project can be about Overtrained Athlete Syndrome #StopOAS #JeSuisBrianCushing

flier for vape study that wants people who are healthy and regular smokers.

you would cry too if it happened to yooouuuu

Dun duh dun dun

how about "this app does not send a paycheck to a guy who calls himself the retard finder"

the cool thing about immediately saying the assassin was a cop is that you're either correct, or you get to use the cops' own strategy of lying about something before the facts come out against them.

so it was a cop then

no kings except

*does a jack off motion up and down the length of the cn tower*

Handled Matt Schaub’s takeout orders. Sweet guy, great tipper, all pick sixes forgiven.

i only celebrate deer tick's birthday on 6/14

if you've got a sister Nell, this is a good time to check in with her