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cane.rocks
Sometimes I feel like my wheels ain’t touching the ground Albuquerque NM. He/him
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looks like we made it look how far we've come my baby

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ohh you're a tough guy huh? i'm really shakin in my hokas

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kevin smith's weight loss journey takes a tragic turn

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Ooryl Qrygg Qrew up once again.

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dr. sattler favoring a c-grip. interesting

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will never stop sharing this every time i see it. she better be in every textbook forever

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Don’t like that I keep getting emails encouraging me to name a beneficiary for my HSA

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Hey is it true that if I buy a bunch of colostrum supplements from the Costco I’ll get super powers

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Beeferman

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Obviously the expectations for a nightclub owner aren’t lofty but pretty wild that you would even allow him in your club around other patrons.

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The Houston Astros are calling up pitcher Jason Alexander for tonight's game against the A's: www.chron.com/sports/astro...

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this is who runs this account

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mister trump i will help liberate iran if i am issued my preferred tarkov loadout

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Godzilla Vanilla Ice Cream (1998-1998): A promotional item for the "Godzilla" film, this vanilla ice cream from Edy's/Dreyer's featured a fudge swirl and little chocolate Godzillas--promising approximately 70 in each half gallon!

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classmate who works at the VA said one of her patients didn't like the nicotine lozenge they gave him. so he chopped it up, peeled off a toenail, which he he used to snort it like a coke spoon.

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it is time to shut down the mormons like japan did to unification church and aum shinrikyo. clear your big goofy temple out, that shit aint real and you know it

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Dun duh dun dun

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can't believe my investment in a beer whose label would ensure very few booze stores would stock it hasn't paid off.

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Ten million big-titty mods are about to be expunged in what future online historians will refer to as The Great Deflation

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Crying

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just realized I went through both classes today with a huge dried coffee drop on the bridge of my nose.

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classmate who works at the VA said one of her patients didn't like the nicotine lozenge they gave him. so he chopped it up, peeled off a toenail, which he he used to snort it like a coke spoon.

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Dusk @ White Sands National Park ~ Every day at White Sands is #StunDay #Sunset #NationalParks #Photography

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asking a&p teacher if my project can be about Overtrained Athlete Syndrome #StopOAS #JeSuisBrianCushing

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flier for vape study that wants people who are healthy and regular smokers.

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you would cry too if it happened to yooouuuu

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Dun duh dun dun

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how about "this app does not send a paycheck to a guy who calls himself the retard finder"

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the cool thing about immediately saying the assassin was a cop is that you're either correct, or you get to use the cops' own strategy of lying about something before the facts come out against them.

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so it was a cop then

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no kings except

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*does a jack off motion up and down the length of the cn tower*

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Handled Matt Schaub’s takeout orders. Sweet guy, great tipper, all pick sixes forgiven.

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