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Xennial-ish Canadian (YEG) streamer, and generally silly person. My 3 specialities are Games, ganja, music, and Art, my 4 specialties are.... My pronouns are she/her, and my titular address or honorific is Skipper.
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You know what society needs? Like, really really needs? The return of Snake Pliskin, directed by Michael Bay.

Sometimes, you gotta be classic eh? Besides, If I look like 5000 other people, you'll neeeeeeeever see me coming lol

Logging into Warframe and finding that I had named my Gara build "glassholes" is absolutely peak humor. 10/10 no notes.

"oh honey you gonna blow that tranny so hard" As the Subaru engine explodes in a shower of sparks my wife comments "You need to be more clear with your commentary when I'm in the other room"

So, I'm creating a new unit in #MWO, under the name "Royalty- RYLT" everyone is a general, 100% for laughs unit. Unlocked invites and I put 15 million cbills in the coffer. Bring your socks and memes! Become Royalty. Lol I should probably tag and stuff lol. #mechwarrior #battletech #comedy

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender. Am I the nostalgia scented vinyl? That sweet bike? The great Meat himself reincarnated? (Fuck linear time) Yes.

So I finally got the level boss of miniatures, the tiny knives. I ordered the whole set instead of gacha-ing it lol. Now the tiny tools...

Why is a Terry's chocolate orange one of the best treats in the world, but when I put chocolate sauce in my orange juice it's the worst thing I've ever had?

I do not understand the mystery of botany, it's strange and delicate magic is not sturdy enough for my forceful nature. But my wife can do this, and it's frickin amazing

Find someone you don't know, blast this song and stare at them accusingly. Crazy how like, calmly angry the 80s was. It was just, omnipresent, even in sad songs. "What good is a love affair, if you can't see eye to eye" brutality finisher worthy of MK. open.spotify.com/track/49dr6g...

So I'm chilling, letting Spotify shuffle around. Track comes on and I am GROOVIN, check the details... It's Spandau Ballet...

10/10 top shelf. I will also only be accepting complaints in said format.

Name the song, from a single line. "I smell like I sound"

LOOK AT TEENY TINY STARSCREAM!!!!

I honestly just love silly gachas, I dunno Damien here, but hell yeah he cuts a deadly mini eh? He's NBA right?

If I was looking at Warhammer/40k stuff, with my birthday money burning a hole in my pocket, what do you suggest as a good place to start? #warhammer #warhammer40k

Legit question. If mindseye is so bad, why are so many YouTubers playing it? My feed is filled with them...

Repeat after me "Hey Google, play home for a rest by Spirit of the West" Thank me later.

K but for real, can we talk about how tech needs to get its basic shit together before launching into the world of AI?

How hard would it be for a Canadian to move to Whales? Honestly I want this to be the most exciting part of my day.

Opinion party! 2d6 Vs 1d12

Watching all the Marvel movies just for the Stan Lee camoes is peak film consumption.

Every year, my wife makes me a birthday card, nothing crazy, single side 8x11 cardstock. I put them in a stack, pinned in place by a shelf on the wall. I'm super happy to announce there's so many, it's pushing the shelf off the wall with the addition of this year's!

If you see this, post a pic from your device without any explanation

Can we just like, get rid of Mr Beast? His "I torture people for money" thing is, really getting uncomfortable.

I just ate so much, my tummy is kinda upset. Fuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh life is goooood

Tomorrow is my birthday. My friends don't have money, so no go fund me, no fundraising, no cash app link. (I get to order from the fancy pizza place, what else do I need anyway?) Instead, do a thing you like, and if anyone questions it, it's a birthday present so you cannot be interrupted.

So, after our little family gathering last weekend, I get a text from my mom. "Honey, you really should be wearing a bra" "Oh mom, tight tops without a bra on a cool day is how Amazonian lesbians flirt and flag, how else would the other lesbians know it's a safe space?"