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Y’all… this thread👇🏻😂

And who they didn't like

Pritzker is really leaning into this moment and emerging as a leader. I want Congress to take note👇🏻👇🏻 Crockett and AOC excluded. They’re crushing it in the moment.

A year ago I might’ve found this concerning. Now? Crack that bitch open! LFG!

What he said!!! 👇🏻 The gulf shit - THAT is a distraction. This? This is serious shit.

OMG, this post by Octavia Spencer on IG. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

He’s not making up: news.bloomberglaw.com/banking-law/... Is this really what y’all voted for? 🫤 💰

Admitting they are state run media out loud, and on air.

Wish I could travel back two decades in time to tell myself that the guy who was then head of the Republican National Committee is now doing more to fight back against a Republican president than most Democrats.

This letter is just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

Things are devolving quickly. We may be truly FUBAR already.

I got a tip that the Defense Intelligence Agency removed several non-white history pieces from its museum, and put an exhibit honoring women at the agency into storage. A DIA spokesperson confirms they yanked 3 "DEI" items from their museum. www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...

An alliance; an axis, if you will

Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges. This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.

They are angry that a judge restored a public website providing life-saving resources from the CDC, FDA, and HHS.

SCOOP: We've learned at least three individuals closely associated with Palantir or its cofounder Peter Thiel were involved in an online recruiting effort for DOGE late last year. Step inside the recruitment effort that helped build Elon's DOGE army:

The SAVE Act is systemic misogyny. It would disenfranchise tens of millions of women--those who changed their name after marriage but don't have either a birth certificate or a passport with their new legal name.

Ketchup On Walls Alert: HIGH

DOGE operative Marko Elez got the ability to alter US Treasury payment system code on Feb 1, WIRED's sources say. For days, Trump officials fed members of Congress and the press a different story. Elez is out now for posts reading "I was racist before it was cool" and "normalize Indian hate."

This is VERY good news. Love bookshop.org and all the stuff they do! www.salon.com/2025/01/28/b...

Collins: He said that Canada is going to be implementing a $1.3 billion border plan, where they talk about reinforcing the border. I should note that's actually something that was announced back in December

Congratulations to Trump on securing a $1.3 billion border security deal from Canada.... which was already negotiated in December 2024.

#crossstitch In progress

🚨🚨alarm bells have been going off for days and congressional dems are largely absent. This right here is what we should be demanding of them all 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

I know “all empires fall” and all that nonsense but I’ll be wrestling, for the rest of my life, with the reality that the world’s mightiest superpower is being toppled the the absolute biggest fuckin’ losers imaginable. Just… junior prom rejects, all the way down.

#FreeLuigi

Amazing. ❤️

Would be great if the reporters who turned Joe Biden's dog biting a USSS agent into the crime of the century could be bothered to report on an unelected billionaire's employees basically taking over the HR function for 3 million federal workers.