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🎶 her hitler hairdo is making me feel ill 🎶

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I installed my door camera (pleasantly surprised how much peace of mind it gives me) and discovered my condo neighbors still get their paper delivered, every day at 3 am

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I decided to try doing the can deposits thing in honor of my grandpa. Spent 3 months collecting all my cans and bottles, then took them to Hy-Vee. $1.35, which I bet was big money back in 1982.

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the unfortunate thing, really, is that because there is such poor quality control what we end up doing is more or less selectively endorsing articles that feel right to us. "nothing is real and everything is possible"

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There is a study out there that shows that after 55 hours, everyone is just spinning their wheels and not getting anything done

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Until next time

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Getting Oscar announcements from Apple News like I’m listening to a baseball game on the radio

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Hulu just ended the live event before the actual end of the live event.

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I just got kicked out of the Hulu Oscar’s stream

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Someone moved into the condo across from me at the same time I moved in and it’s like my bizarro version. Cold lighting, the curtains don’t fit, there appears to be a naked girls calendar on the fridge

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More time for the speeches, less for the weird praise thing they’re doing before the winners are announced

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Boys, of certain subgroups, have spent millennia able to coast. Now they can’t, but parenting hasn’t changed to reflect that

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Alternative theory: we told girls that they needed to be better in order to compete with boys, and now that they are doing it, we are punishing them (See this NYT article about college admissions)

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If you ever hear “you should bleach your eyebrows”, it’s the Devil talking and you shouldn’t do it

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Dandy is not as snuggly as she was in the sublet, but I think that’s a good thing!

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I liked both the documentary women’s dresses

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I like how every decade the academy chooses one mediocre movie to pretend like it’s progressive and keeps the thought piece industry alive for decades

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My aunt found this…thing at the Dillards clearance in Moline and she and my mom convinced me to buy it. It is rather comfortable.

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it took about two years of Texas pep rallies for me to volunteer for hall duty on the other end of the building. Which led to the time a sub said in a snotty tone “Doing a good job holding up that wall, I see” and I said “Run that by me again?” That’s when he realized I was a teacher, not a student

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The assassination attempts scared Trump so bad his brain rewired, has been my working hypothesis

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