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Iowa with a Texas moon
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You live near a real airport, Fox. Mine is a giant box with 5 TSA agents and a bunch of CRJ-900s, and a coffee shop woman who will tell you the wrong location for creamer
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Also fairly common in Texas and the entire Midwest
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My mom: incredible. You’ve somehow managed to move into an unofficial 55+ community
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I jokingly asked for Malort at a bar in moline and the guy was like “where do you think you are right now”
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I will instead be leaving my cans in the recycling bin for any alcoholic who wants to grab them
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They did skew the forecast so hard I still get questions about it
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I once took over for someone who regularly worked 60-80 hours a week and to this day I’m not entirely sure what they were getting done that I couldn’t in 45 hours
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Sucks for the Hulu people
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Just said “the program has ended!” right in the middle of Sean Baker’s speech
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And it’s long enough for her to wear her combat boots
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I’ve seen a few dresses tonight in that liquid effect fabric!
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Are you letting your son play video games until 3 am? Does he not have to do basic chores or help cook a meal? Do you manage his homework for him? Or worse, do you expect your daughter to do all those things for him?
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I cited this article in a paper I wrote. There are two groups of boys not enrolling at the same rate as girls. The only ones people are concerned about are white boys
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I’ve seen people do this on instagram!
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I didn’t last long
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The woman started singing and it was very awkward
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WHAT IS HAPPENING G
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It’s definitely a woman’s piece of clothing, haha, but not a bad idea
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I need to add cute little brooches to it or something to give it that razzle dazzle
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For where I live, it’s perfect for right now
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What was 3 months ago?
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I think it is???
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Oh my god
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She’s so adorable
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I liked them fine when I grew up in St. Louis but obviously a STL pep rally is nowhere near a Texas one
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I am not here to tell you how to live your life or where to be employed but if you are offered a job at a high school named after someone KIA in the GWOT my advice is to not work there
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The wildest pep rally I attended was the one that started with the drill team dancing to Kanye West’s Mercy and then the students put together a “we love war!” video for the veteran teachers. It was November 11
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The first attempt was in July. The DOGE discussion was August. The second attempt was in September.
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He’s got what he always wants, which is power without any work