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6’4”, 195lbs, auburn hair, hazel eyes, son of Harry & Frieda Tuttle of Battlecreek, Michigan graduated from Berlinisches Polytechnikum, Reformed Druid, once jumped from a chopper on a field surgery mission without a parachute
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I see your donor and up you one president. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Cutting funding for school meals, VA, Medicare, and medical research seems to be paying off for the Big T… Seems legit. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Well then, if the US doesn’t need Canada, I guess that is the end to threats to Canada’s sovereignty? Good to hear! Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Trump lost patience with something he’s been doing for a few months? What about the Ukraine who’ve been under siege for 3 years? Are you for real dude? Get over yourself!! This isn’t about you, you self-serving asshat!

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

So you think Canada is staffing up to deal with millions of American asylum seekers? Because that’s where things are heading. Maybe they should create a ‘Gold Card’ immigration program where the price is 5 million minutes per family applied to working in DEI & social programs. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Choose your own adventure, dictatorship version: 1-El Salvador is keeping him as leverage 2-Trump wants to flaunt his power of disappearing people at will 3-Garcia could provide evidence of the human rights violations 4- Garcia would be a PR nightmare in interviews & a massive lawsuit 5-He’s dead

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Does reading this make anyone else feel like they want to vomit? The US has strayed so far into dictatorship that I fear for everyone’s safety. This is alternate reality shit. I can barely comprehend how this administration exists in a western country in 2025. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that the US has to validate and confirm he is ‘alive’ means they sent a plane load of people to what they believed could have been their deaths. Nazi death trains vibes much? You shameful excuses for ‘leaders’. Thugs, you are Nazi thugs. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

This kind of rhetoric should result in immediate removal from her position. Apologies are not good enough when an elected official is blatantly racist. Choppers! Incoming! www.ctvnews.ca/regina/artic...

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

You. Were. Never. Getting. Stimulus. Checks. From. DOGE. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

“Math hard… me no understand” pouts the big boy in his big boy pants. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Ya they are probably jobless cause you fired them you asshat… Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Since he came into office, President Trump has issued 99 executive orders — a "shock and awe" approach meant to overwhelm his opposition and signal decisive action to his supporters. So far, federal courts have blocked, in part or in whole, many of his executive actions.

submitted 74 days ago • 7 comments

Does Trump not know that when he does this shit it just makes him look like a big giant baby throwing his toys out of the pram and not the big bad man he thinks it does? Choppers! Incoming! www.cnn.com/2025/03/27/p...

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

“Imma gonna punch you in the face, and if you try to defend yourself, imma gonna punch you 3x harder, so you better just sit there and get punched cause I’m a big important man and I’m the only one allowed to punch” Seems a legit strategy for a supposed world leader… Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Once again illustrating that he thinks world diplomacy is all just some shady business deal that he can exploit. His approach to everything is to threaten to beat up some kid if they don’t hand over their lunch money. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

The irony is, this is way more flattering than any actual photo of him. Has anyone referred this dude for psychiatric evaluation yet? Add body dysmorphia to the list…. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

But her emails…. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Because giving into & placating abusers always works doesn’t it? Every time you give into unreasonable demands, you embolden someone who is already a megalomaniac with delusions of his own importance. He is not negotiating in good faith. Stop pretending this is normal diplomacy. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I wish the media would stop using the word ‘annex’. It’s a description designed to make the idea sound reasonable. The US is threatening to invade and take over another sovereign nation. They are Hitler and Czechoslovakia. Hitler and Poland. No less. It is a declaration of war. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Irritated? Gee, so sorry to slightly irritate you, I mean it is ALL about you and your success as a great leader right? All the focus should be on you right? Not the Ukrainian victims of Russian oppression who’ve been killed, displaced, & had their children kidnapped. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

It’s ironic that they keep banging on about national security, but the biggest threat to the world right now, is the US threatening the sovereignty of other nations. YOU guys are the THREAT, YOU are the BULLY we all need to be afraid of. Get a grip! Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Best do that visit in 2025 before Rumpy Pumpy Trumpy’s decimation of climate change policies makes the glaciers disappear completely and everyone is just living in underwater pods. Choppers! Incoming! www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Phew! The national security loophole of people sharing library books is finally thwarted! Choppers! Incoming! www.reuters.com/world/americ...

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone do an analysis of how much money this family contributed to the economy over 35 years, including ongoing contributions from adult children remaining in the country? And then an analysis of the impact of their presence on the social development of their community? Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Netanyahu does not want peace, he wants to eradicate the Palestinians and is seizing this opportunity to do so knowing the US will back him in clearing out Gaza. Vile, disgusting, self-serving behaviour. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone please start a lawsuit for wasting taxpayer funds to rip up a perfectly good road? Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

This is what the Trump administration is doing to the USA. But since the Christian Nationalists have outlawed empathy, they won’t care about either situation. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

At least something good is coming out of this fucking insane trade war that even a toddler could do the math on and see it disadvantages himself. Fuck Tesla and fuck Elondolf. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Ok so doping in athletics competitions merits funding but feeding babies and providing healthcare to prevent people dying does not merit funding. Got it. Seems legit. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 91 days ago • 394 comments

Elon Musk tweeted in 2022 that the Cybertruck "will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat." But a Cybertruck did not float in Ventura Harbor.

submitted 90 days ago • 22 comments

I do not think I would be willing to get inside a Space X rocket… not with the esteemed record of blowing up repeatedlyzzzz Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

When has Trump actually ‘paid’ for anything? He’s a leech who owes everyone money. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Good to hear him say he doesn’t need Canada’s electricity, oil, lumber, dairy, aluminum and cars because that means there is no value in invading Canada, they have nothing you want or need right? Phew! Choppers! Incoming! www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Oh isn’t that just sooooooo convenient…. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

How long til Trump gives him his first demeaning nick name? He won’t be able hold back all that fragile alpha masculine energy… Choppers! Incoming! www.reuters.com/world/americ...

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else suffering from a sudden colour blindness that makes them see brownshirts… Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Fraud much Leon? www.carscoops.com/2025/03/tesl... Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

There are those Canadians who’ve never even been in the same town as a gun and they will fashion weapons out of Mastercraft power tools and Canadian dairy products and kill every last fucker who dares step over the border. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Bahahahaha, acolyte of the orange man has mistaken maple syrup sugar shacks for fentanyl labs and thinks the guard bears aren’t laughing their little furry asses off. Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

He’s proved so smart & accurate in everything other prediction he’s made (note to reader: the only thing he’s able to accurately predict is that he’ll be as bad a parent to his child army tomorrow as he was today). Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

But…. But…. He’d proved himself so honourable and trustworthy up until now with negotiations so what’s happened Putey? Throwing your toys out of the pram? Choppers! Incoming!

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments