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the dude who’s spent more than 20% of his second term on the golf course thinks you should be working more days

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who could’ve foreseen that ripping up an agreement to restrict iran’s nuclear activity would prompt iran to increase its nuclear activity

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Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:

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This is assault with a deadly weapon

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making your people work for racist reasons when everyone else is getting the day off definitely shows the world you are awesome and cool

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that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25

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Imagine being so racist that you’d rather go to work when it’s beautiful outside than have a holiday celebrating an ethnicity besides your own

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there go those woke liberals again, cracking down on free speech www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/u...

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props to elon for increasing efficiency in his organization. debris retrieval is way easier if it blows up at low altitude. the progress is undeniable

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Gotta get one of these jobs where fucking up entirely is understood as yet more evidence of my genius, like space rocket owner, university president, or pro war pundit

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i think it’s wild that the american right is like “we want to protect israel so jesus will come back and when he does we get to go to heaven but y’all don’t” and israel is like “yeah sure let’s be besties” (i know israel doesn’t believe in any of that bs, but i’d still be a little offended)

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Hortman was a catholic who ensured children got fed and her killer was in a psycho church that demanded violent prayer and guess which one is getting the"Christian" coverage

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Spray paint a Tesla: domestic terrorism Targeted political assassination spree: not terrorism

submitted 3 days ago • 223 comments

Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

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literally nothing trump is doing right now—deportations, tariffs, throwing himself lame-ass military parades—is broadly popular w/ the American public. if you’re a Dem consultant starting any sentence with “ooh ooh but we can’t attack him on…,” you need to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up

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somehow managed to lose four pounds on my honeymoon. by my calculations, all i need to do is spend another month in the caribbean and i’ll be back to my pre-covid weight

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THE NEW YORK TIMES: Meta’s $100b superintelligence mission force will create a CPU smarter than Einstein by 2027 THE NEW YORKER: Do apps dream? A groundbreaking futurist sails beyond the sea of reason into a truly alien consciousness REALITY:

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another critical distinction: the No Kings protests jumped off without a single dollar of Koch family money behind them

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happy father’s day to my dad, who’s never, not once in all the times I’ve visited, failed to advise me “now watch your speed through here” when the speed limit drops to 35 near their neighborhood

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said “that’ll put some hair on your chest!” after taking a sip of a specialty cocktail at a hibachi restaurant

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this is like slowing down the zapruder film of racism so you can see exactly the point of impact

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got my hair cut next to Karan Soni (cab driver from the Deadpool flicks) at Rudy’s in Los Feliz in 2019

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the southern baptist convention just had to sell their headquarters in downtown nashville to pay for all the sex abuse legal fees.

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WATCH: “Holy f*ck — They literally just shot her point blank… I live here…” @lapdhq shoot a woman trying to get to her apartment at point blank range with a rubber bullet. Alexandria’s page (the woman who helps her): www.tiktok.com/@labyrinthlo...

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Been holding onto this one for a while

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Always remember:

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not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

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preparing to head out on our honeymoon and the wife just said “I will NOT poop at the airport” in the exact same tone of Scarlett O’Hara vowing to never go hungry again

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I’m trying to recall this quote that was something along the lines of “Nonviolence is always demanded of the people who have the guns pointed AT them.” anyone remember the exact quote or who said it?

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yuuuup. they don’t seem to understand that while the right to troll is enshrined in the constitution, the obligation to be trolled is not

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this “no ideological diversity on bluesky” trope is so fucking disingenuous if right-wingers want to come over here from x/twitter, literally nothing’s stopping them. but they know they won’t have the numbers to bully people into silence, or daddy elon pumping them up and stifling their opponents

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