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Advice blogger, soon-to-be-author. You may remember me as CAwkward on that other site, but I have reclaimed my full title and powers! Here to make new internets to push the bad internets down.
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disciple 1: he’s alive! returned from the dead! disciple 2: did he roll away the stone? disciple 3: did he show you the holes in his hands? judas: did he uh. did he mention me

submitted 21 hours ago • 87 comments

Not one thought but many vibes

submitted 18 hours ago • 9 comments

i need the television movie, and i need it NOW

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

Happy Easter! Hope the Easter kaiju visits you all.

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Because it bears repeating. I am an American soldier. I am sworn to protect the constitution and the citizens of the United States. As a member of the US military, I want to let you know this. I am sworn to protect _YOU_ and I know what an illegal order sounds like.

submitted 1 day ago • 276 comments

It's a Klu Kluxterfuck out there, Kevin.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

“Pray tell. The Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?” “Well…”

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

obviously screeching about trans people's genitals at deafening volume on every public platform available to you is hateful, cruel and dangerous but we must always remember the equally important fact that it is also HUGE loser behavior

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Happy Bat Appreciation Day! The German word for a bat, Fledermaus, means “flutter mouse.” The Basque word, saguzar, means “old mouse.” And the Estonian word, nahkhiir, means “leather mouse.” But to me (and to anyone who’s seen the picture below) the correct term for bats will always be “sky puppies”

submitted 3 days ago • 67 comments

Guys, I love all of you, but the answer to RFK, Jr. is not that autistic adults hold jobs, pay taxes, and get laid, it's that everyone deserves to live even if they can't work, pay taxes, or get laid.

submitted 3 days ago • 167 comments

My mom texted me photos of photos of one of our Great Danes circa 1993 in honor of seeing The Friend. For reference, the human is 5’10” and the dog was Cappy. It was never his turn with the brain cell.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

3:24 am, when the smol kitty screams for a while and then sets to licking any exposed skin. So restful.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Happy every freelancer you know is broke AF day

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Hello [autistic friend] I am your assigned ADHD extrovert for the day. Would you like me to order from the drive thru for you and play videogames for several hours in the dark or do you want to hang out while I practice one of my many energetic hobbies while you tell me about [your hyperfixation]?

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

Cuddling a water sausage.

submitted 9 days ago • 532 comments

Clasp. Clasp. Clasp! Clasp? No, clasp. Clasp.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold! DELI GUY: #3 on wheat. G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely. DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this

submitted 553 days ago • 24 comments

Why is when ever some of yall talk about “idealogical diversity” It’s always about condoning a Nazi , or questioning trans identity Why not folks who disagree on the meaning of blue , methods of recording manuscript , useful pedagogy of access Why it always gotta be a jackass

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

There’s some value in understanding what people do and why even and maybe especially when you don’t agree with them. But there’s limited value to trying to convert people who fundamentally don’t want to work with you.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments