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It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

🐍👔🐍🍻🐍

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Goes my nut they used to arrest people for witchcraft for talking to animals. imagine seeing a cat or a frog and not having a little chat with it, doing silly voices for their replies? Joyless bastards. It's not Elsbeth Goggins' fault you've got no sense of whimsy, Joan!

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

New favourite artwork just dropped

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Don't let anyone tell you that you can't live your dreams

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

New post on Werner Herzog's voice, accent, mimics, and related matters: stancarey.wordpress.com/2025/02/25/w... #langsky 📽

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

It has come to my attention that it’s been a while since we talked about that time we adopted a very old hamster who was expected to die imminently but then he went completely bald and lived two more years looking like this

submitted 15 hours ago • 37 comments

I have been showing how helpful robots are meant to look since 2017 and this is what these companies come up with?

submitted 19 hours ago • 8 comments

Fun fact: The Daily Mail spent years stealing mine (and other bloggers) photos and running them with the caption: "Copyright: Internet" (So while I'm pro this sort of thing, let's not pretend the papers are acting in anything other than self-interest)

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

PRO TIP: FILL THE PIÑATA WITH KETCHUP AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO HOST A CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AGAIN. YOU'RE WELCOME.

submitted 1 day ago • 69 comments

Just look at these fluffy trousers. I mean just look at them. #sqrlpix

submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

Pitch: fully gender flipped version of Dune where the Duchess's concubines are called the Bro Gesserit and the protagonist is called Paula Treides.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

what if i'm just a holodeck character

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

Presumably the goat they got the milk from had a real gone kid. 😕

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Someone came out of the yarn room

submitted 2 days ago • 179 comments

Sharing this Ozzy gem again. He attac

submitted 2 days ago • 42 comments

Ancient Egyptian gold finger-ring set with a mouse amulet inscribed with the cartouche of Thutmose III. Gold and glazed steatite. New Kingdom, Dynasty 18, 1479-1425 BC Squeak squeak Thutmouse! 🐭 📷 The Met www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti... #Archaeology

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Very deep hole has appeared on Suffolk beach - people are warned not to enter it. Via BBC.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

spoiler: the answer it spat out was from an already published paper but the BBC is basically the yellow pages for llm scams at this point so that part was conveniently left out of this piece