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I like to make stuff. I also like to lift stuff. Feeling punderful. He/him.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but check in on your teens today. I mean really, deeply, compassionately check in on them. They’re almost certainly not doing as well as you think they are, and in fact they are probably doing much worse.

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Now, of course, when anyone is hyping up Elon or defending him, we have to say with a coy smile “Elon, is that you disguising yourself as someone else to make it seem like you have friends again?”

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In order to be playful, we must pretend to be playful so that we may strengthen and limber our bodies adequately. For playfulness, as I see it, is the ultimate secret of life.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Is it just me or is every local health food store filled with people who are hyper aware of the injustices of the world while simultaneously hyper unaware of their immediate surroundings?

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Taking a step back from the hustle and grind. Time to slack and unwind.

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

The problem I’m having with building up a hood feed here is I really don’t want to turn this into a rage scrolling app for myself. How do I make a good feed that has the important stuff but also has fun stuff??

submitted 190 days ago • 2 comments

My train of thought is really more of a bouncy ball of ideas

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New fridge, who dis

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Every once in a while I decide I’m going to be a sophisticated tea drinker and then I make a cup of tea and am reminded that it’s just a cup of dirty piss water filtered through an old shoe. Ted Lasso was right all along.

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I would offer thoughts and prayers to the family of the #UnitedHealthCare CEO but my insurance company denied them

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Always fun when you open up a wall and find this inside #electrician #burnitdown

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Driving is wild. Like, we each have our own little heated and cooled bubble with super comfy couches and a great sound system that will take us anywhere we want to go, and we spend most of our time operating them complaining about how poorly other people are operating their little bubbles.

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The Elf on a Shelf thing is creepy as hell. So I guess it fits in perfectly with all old European folklore

submitted 198 days ago • 1 comment

Remember how in the old Sega Sonic the Hedgehog game as long as you had money you couldn’t get hurt? I feel like there’s some connection with reality there

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Previous deadlift PR was 1x300lbs. Today I hit a set of 5 and a set of 4 at 305lbs! #deadlift #personalrecord

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The Pythagorean theorem is cool and all, but what they should really be teaching is is how to navigate our fucking health care “system”

submitted 204 days ago • 1 comment

The other day I went to see a psychic. When I knocked on the door, he said “who is it?” So I left.

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you iPhone but I really didn’t need to know how many multiple hours I spend looking at you each day

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I’m a big fan of non sequitors, but I’m trying to have less negativity in my life so I think I’ll start getting more into sequitors.

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