captaindiy.bsky.social
I like to make stuff. I also like to lift stuff. Feeling punderful. He/him.
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I’ve gotten zero engagement on my posts on here, whereas on twitter (before it went to shit) I would get at least a few likes and occasional comment.
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He looks like the uncle you used to enjoy visiting because he would do all kinds of unhinged shit but as you’ve gotten older you’re starting to realize he’s actually just a sad older man stuck in the past
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I call them Frumpy Dump and Melon Tusk
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What’s a good alternative service?
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I commented Free Luigi on a video and it got dinged. Free speech my ass
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Thoughts are not facts.
Thoughts are not facts.
Thoughts are not facts.
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Totally! That’s what my family uses!
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Plus the west side is basically southern Vermont. It’s basically all of New England in a single state.
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I feel like I could really rise to the occasion at a baking retreat.
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Oh yeah, that’s such a good name 🙄 😂
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I’ve never seen his name written down. It took an embarrassing amount of time for me to figure out who you were talking about
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Pokey LaForge. Which I believe is also the name of a contemporary recording artist who may or may not be a sword in disguise
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Don’t be a menace to society while drinking your juice in the hood!😂
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That counts as leg day
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So far so good. So far…
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Bodacious bowels
Did I finally find my people?😂
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Also roasting garlic instead of having air fresheners🤌
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I can magically turn it into poop
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A Poop on a Stoop
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A Jabroni on a bologna
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Or a ghoul on a stool
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It just goes right through me
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But are they Cheez-it Grooves?🤔
That would be pretty groovy
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Note to self: read instructions fully before beginning!
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The more music brought into this world the better!
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Totally random!
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That’s a rabbit hole Big Therapy doesn’t want you going down…
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Being poor is a choice. He should choose to not be poor🤷♂️
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No wipes are flushable, even if they say they are. Plumbers will tell you, if you flush wipes you’re asking for trouble!
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I started this thanksgiving with a small loan of one million turkeys from my father
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I used to follow you on the last site, and I’m glad you popped up on my feed here so I can follow you again!