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Actually my most frequent bird-related grumble is the spelling bee not accepting “motmot.” I try it every time just in case.

I should go birding more. Plus, the common loon is the 2025 ABA bird of the year, a bird that will take you to lovely places.

Felix’s Parting Gift #backslopebrewing

Insurance companies, military strategists, etc., all believe in it and will act accordingly.

An app that matches you to your nemesis, but in a friendly nemesis way, and you can score points for witty jibes and rejoinders.

If it was up to me I’d chose a vireo. I’m inordinately fond of vireos.

Enjoying some more of my holiday treats.

A little holiday nightcap.

You will be visited by three spirits

Four albums that dropped when you were in high school and defined your taste…

Post 4 characters that describe your personality! I don't want to leave anyone out in tagging folks, so... [throws down the gauntlet for others] ... go nuts!

I’m guilty of clicking on a FB ad for an ugly sweater (probably a sweatshirt with an iron-on design) and now every other thing FB shows me is an ad for an ugly sweater (probably a sweatshirt with an iron-on design).

Oh my god, my pants are on fire. #MST3K

The two things I do on every grocery run: check the beer aisle for anything new and see if the avocados feel good.