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National disgrace JD Vance was moved to an undisclosed location in Vermont, after peaceful protesters lined the streets, and gathered outside of the resort where he was planning to stay. Folks brought lots of creative homemade signs, with one reading: “Go ski in Russia, traitor.” More good news:

What an absolute, goddamn embarrassment. This was sickening to watch. I can't believe we are the bad guys now.

Welp, my supervisor is literally in a meeting with senior leadership at my agency trying to justify my job. This is SOOOOOOO fucking cool, you guys! #federalemployee #civilservice

Dear Senate GOP, You voted unanimously for RFK Junior and he perjured himself about not interfering with vaccine schedules. The flu vaccine is proven to save lives. This INACTION will KILL Americans especially seniors & people like me with compromised immune systems. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Hearing @aoc.bsky.social and @repjasmine.bsky.social scolding MAGA is like hearing Norah Jones singing "Come Away with Me" — like pouring honey in my ears. #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #FuckMAGA

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Currently appearing at UK bus-stops. More of this pointed ridicule, please.

Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…

This is a goddamn embarrassment. We're the bad guys ... great.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

What a fucking dickhead. We deserve better than this. This is harassment. It's a hostile work environment. It's coercion. Where the fuck are our leaders? What the fuck are the unions doing? @nteunion.bsky.social @aflcio.org

Fuck these DOGE assholes. Put them on blast. He name names!

What a fuckin' asshole.

Jesus ...

MORE!!! FUCKING MORE!!!

Oh Canada! 🇨🇦

Tariff-inflated prices pass the pain along to consumers, many of whom voted for Trump. Good job, asshole.

These are the clowns Congress refuses to stop.

Please join me in telling the Coristine's to go back to Russia since they can't get off Putin's dick.

Dear Democratic Leaders: here’s a free idea, send members of congress into the buildings where Elons people are and see what they’re doing. Dare them to stop you. Do something

Anyone else ready to get an asymmetrical dystopian haircut and start shopping for cool steampunk jackets? #resist #fdt

Perfectly captured.

What if there were a coup, the US government fell to a drug-addled oligarch who seized control of our money, secrets, and levers of power, and Corporate media did not report on it?

CNN is reporting that the Senate Intelligence Committee is expected to vote on tomorrow afternoon in a closed session on Tulsi Gabbard’s nomination for DNI. Cue the MAGA meltdown that they won’t be able to bully and threaten whoever votes against her. 🍿

Btw let me reinforce this again when it comes to this crew: EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION.