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This but for semicolons

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I don't know who this guy is but he's absolute right.

submitted 4 days ago • 1205 comments

The world would be a better place if, in seventh grade, he'd gotten beaten up by the girls volleyball team

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

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Every Democrat invited should give up their seat to a federal employee who's been laid off by DOGE.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever ends up winning the NBA's Southeast Division is on track to have the worst record of a division winner since we had 6 divisions. Unless one of them rights the ship, either the Magic, the Hawks, or the Heat are set to be the first division winner with more losses than wins in that time frame

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Who gets the next triple double for the Jazz? Keyonte George Isaiah Collier Kyle Filipowski or someone else?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The only thing worse than going to Twin Peaks on Valentine's Day is getting measles at Twin Peaks on Valentine's Day

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

This is what they think qualifies for genius?!?!?!?!?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Pete Davidson has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

You can't convince me Susan Collins is real. I know in my heart she's just a running gag on Parks and Rec.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

It wouldn't be the trade deadline if I didn't skeet at least one delusional trade for the Jazz

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

They should have made Vanna White the new host of Wheel of Fortune and gotten some beautiful himbo to touch the letters

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

You have to post: I DO NOT GIVE LEAKERS PERMISSION Don't forget that tomorrow starts the new rule where people can share your words. Everything you’ve ever said becomes public tomorrow. I do not give leakers permission to quote me. All CEOs must post a note like this. DO NOT SHARE. COPY and PASTE!!!

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

The older you get, the more you'll find yourself in positions with the power to help or hurt others, especially children and people you manage professionally. Many of these people will have come to expect indifference (or even cruelty) from those in power. Be kind. Prove those expectations wrong.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I watched Conclave on election night, and that's the last time I've felt any hope

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Everyone in the house has the flu, so we're celebrating by watching the flu episode of Parks and Rec

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 39 days ago • 936 comments

lol

submitted 40 days ago • 22 comments

okay let's do this. 1 like = 1 book on my bookshelf and what it means to me

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

As exciting as Born Again looks, this has me nervous. I'm rewatching the original Daredevil show and the small moments are some of the best parts. Everyone is obviously quoting the Punisher and Daredevil debate, but I love Season 3's moments. Where Karen and Matt talk and-

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments