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Watching Nosferatu and I guess he doesn’t even say Bounce On It Crazy Style?????????

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Love Is Blind Dave is probably the biggest loser in all of the show history and there are some mfs on this shit.

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If they don’t make shrek look like shrek before this film releases, they will single-handedly bring Mayan mass sacrifices back in style.

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It’s hard to believe ppl like RFK Jr, Trump, and Elon are even real. Everything feels so surreal - when will sanity be a thing again

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The United States needs foreign intervention and help. We are watching in real time our safeguards, way of life, and structure be dismantled every day.

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Me watching S2E4 of Severance: IRV IS MY MF GOAT RAHHHH

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There’s been more plane related accidents this year than it seems there has been in a long time. 24 years to be exact, if I had to put a number on it.

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With our luck, science will probably successfully create a portal to block the incoming asteroid only for it be transported to some alien planet, devastate them, and they retaliate 😍

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Actively producing my final shit of my 30th birthday. Bittersweet!

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I’m looking for other independent musicians/artists on BlueSky 👀 What are we cooking up this year?

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The NRA been awfully quiet ever since the dictatorship took power - weird, thought that was their whole schtick

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I need an AI version of Nandor singing the verse of Rain by Sleep Token.

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henlo m name britmay mehomes pls me hoosbin patricia is in jail need 500 vbucks release him

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Hope it was an honor to absolutely fall flat on their dumb faces in front of Trump at the Super Bowl. GG Patricia Hormones & Trinity Kelsey

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Hey Rivals, The first half of Season 1 is reaching its end with the second half set to kick off on February 21, 2025! Get ready to welcome two new Super Heroes to Marvel Rivals-The Thing and Human Torch. Check out the details here >> marvelrivals.com/devdiaries/202...

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I’ve never wanted Bane to make his appearance at a sporting event more than I have today.

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i hate wicked fr (it sucks so much ( totally my opinion))

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Kansas City has the opportunity to do the funniest thing by having Taylor Swift start as QB

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Nothing like pushing p (poop) and you crack your back simultaneously. Pure bliss.

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Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!

submitted 24 days ago • 292 comments

I am formally announcing that I will become Daddy Trudeau’s Kitten if he invades the US to save us.

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Just lost my job. Replaced by a machine. Fuck you, bidets.

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Went too hard in the paint and now it’s pregnant 😭

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Where my underground music lovers at? New tune Feb 14th 👀 Spotify presave: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

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Oh by the Twelve...! 😳 I accidentally 🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine cock and balls 🍆 Prithee... delete it!❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏 Haha, I jest..🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳

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@ocasio-cortez.house.gov

submitted 31 days ago • 637 comments

Will be calling going to the bathroom “punishing the porcelain” from now on. I’m thinking this might really catch on.

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you know its a good bidet when a little bit comes out your mouth

submitted 33 days ago • 53 comments

Can’t wait to not watch the Super Bowl 💀

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Whoever thought the word “pussycat” was acceptable is an absolute FREAK

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THE GOON HAUNTS YOU!! {Insert problematic sarcastic comment from goon night}