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You thought God was an architect, now you know he’s something like a pipe bomb ready to blow.
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Idiocracy

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

I know I have had some drinks when I start looking at Rickenbacker 4003 basses. I want one in candy apple green, and my birthday is in July.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If only we had a word for a shape with three sides.

submitted 2 days ago • 211 comments

I understand that innocent hand gestures can be manipulated to look bad. That said, it really looks like they get too comfortable and their muscle memory kicks in from what they likely do during private conversations, etc.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

submitted 2 days ago • 343 comments

Humans are a stupid people.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Good way to save $115k. Now they can use the savings for laser tag.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is fine. We can depend on those in charge to not weaponize/profiteer this information, right?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Office culture: CLIPPING YOUR MFING FINGER NAILS AT YOUR DESK. This SOB must have 84 fingers or is running a salon. I think I am going to finish my day at home…

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Why are email programs so incredibly bad at printing emails?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

A snake eating its tail doesn't capture the stupidity of current times. What's going on now is more like a snake sticking its head up its own ass.

submitted 6 days ago • 16 comments

Was this guy hired from WKRP?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This is awesome. #Hockey

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

At a town hall with her constituents, Rep. Hayes schooled a MAGA supporter who tried to criticize her for supporting student loan reform youtube.com/shorts/0K4Ic...

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Wow. My first time using the Fan Duel iPhone app to watch the Pacers. What an absolute turd. Constant jumps backward in time, random pop ups, random “we will be right back” interruptions. Oy.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

What are the odds…

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Im on the fence about buying a video game (and console) to get some level of comfort driving in the UK this summer. Also, it will help me re-learn (poorly) driving a manual transmission.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

“Ge will run the government like a business!” Yeah - his. There are still a few people who may actually realize this.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Oops 😬

submitted 15 days ago • 1041 comments

Um - Go Pacers! ?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Rufkm? I should have avoided STEM

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Thunder and lightning? In February?!

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

How in the hell are we still in a world where people think it is OK to not wear headphones in an office environment? FFS. The only reason I would want to be in management is to fire these dipshits at the drop of a hat.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Eff it. Let Wisconsin win by 40. If Woodson still has a job after that, then I have better things to do than watch #iubb

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

So Turbo Tax puts a stranglehold on the tax filing space and then it crashes so I can no longer file my taxes. Great. With everything else that has happened this year, maybe I can save a few bucks.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Ok man, I’ll tell them

submitted 19 days ago • 224 comments

“Hey you, get your damn hands out of there!” (Minus the redeeming knock-out punch)

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I absolutely cannot wait for the Making Crime Illegal Act of 2025.

submitted 19 days ago • 91 comments

One of the worst bike rides I have ever had - but it was great to ride in February. #Fairweather

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments