Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS
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ketamine will impair your motor functions to the point you can’t swim. it will also knock you the fuck out if you mix it with a depressant like alcohol.
Please, let him have another shot. As many as he wants.
https://youtu.be/qFLw26BjDZs?feature=shared
"Nazies believe they are above everone else . . Elon thinks "he" is above everyone else."
https://bsky.app/profile/meehawl.com/post/3lib4xzfe4c26
The Mars Trip could happen tonight, Leon!
Take the red pill, and the blue one.
Take them all.
The space is ready.
Go gentle to Mars.
Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
And his Starlink sabotaging Ukraine’s war efforts?
This man is a criminal to humanity.
He and his mango enabler sidekick are repugnant vile cretins. Along with the entire regime. SCOTUS too.
The ISS is constantly trying to fall from orbit, as atmospheric friction from its low orbit slows it down. It has to be boosted back up regularly.
consider that if my doctor had suggested it to me today rather than years ago, I'd have told her no way.
(for legal reasons this is a joke)
(I honestly have little faith in comment sections so; /s)
Maybe the ketamine dosage has the MoonPie POTUS being honest for once.
Very manly. Very alpha. Much leadership qualities.
But then, that's why his fans love him so much. He's living their self-insert fanfiction.
One way.
lol
“NASA aims to launch astronauts to Mars by the late 2030s or early 2040s. Making that…a reality will be challenging.”
https://www.space.com/nasa-plans-astronauts-mars-mission-30-days#
He has the frustration tolerance of a 4 year old
Everything becomes a tantrum for a totalitarian.
https://bsky.app/profile/josephpolitano.bsky.social/post/3limywjyb4k2f
What is with the refusal to take any responsibility for what you’ve done? When did being caught in a lie stop mattering at all? Could we please bring back shame? He could use a dose of that to sober up.
Did you get your feefees hurt fElon?
Those astronauts are worth a million of you. How about you launch yourself up there and rescue them, coward. Oh. No? You're all talk?
Of course you're all talk.
"immediately resorting to slurs against a man who had piloted one of his spacecrafts to the ISS and back. “You are fully r(#*$ed,” "
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/elon-musk-bashes-astronaut-space-station-lies-1235274293/
You first Elon.
Yes, please! GO!
STOP BUYING TESLAS.
I'm all for spending on science and exploration. But when I see claims that there isn't money for healthcare or education, I wonder about our priorities.
The exploration is supposed to make life better. But ....
He wants to be an astronaut so bad.
Anyway fuck that Volker.
you first - how abt tomorrow
He spent millions defending himself against a defamation suit saying pedo guy was a common phrase he “grew up with in South Africa 🇿🇦”
Yeaaaah. Elons dad fucks his sister. He “grew up with it” for sure.
I wish someone would run this poll nationally so that this lunatic can touch reality.
That’s fair/smart but he lead with calling him a liar so not sure the “long admired” part helps, especially after being called retarded. But I see where some diplomacy is needed.
That's what I'd do.
Because he's a pussy.
Fuck these pussy ass tech bros
He's just pissing it all away very quickly.
@sciguyspace.bsky.social
make mars orange again
[checks notes]
SpaceX.
just the worst guy, infinite money can't buy him any redeeming human qualities.
He may be a billionaire, but he's still a mindless dumbass.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Mogensen
him wanting to "fix community notes on Twitter
Go right ahead.
"... back?"
“NASA aims to launch astronauts to Mars by the late 2030s or early 2040s. Making that vision a reality will be challenging.”
https://www.space.com/nasa-plans-astronauts-mars-mission-30-days#
ok bud you first
Never mind that even an Earth experiencing severe climate change is far more suitable to life than fuckin Mars
Be my guest. Go in one of your explodey-mobiles. The flying ones. Because we have to specify.
He and Trump are made for each other, just two of the whiniest little bitches that have ever lived...
It’s kind of impressive, in a really fucked up way.
Getting owned over and over again on that overprized socialmedia you bought: Priceless!
Christ, man. Have some respect for yourself.
It's president musk surely?
IFF someone takes Space Karen up there (& leaves him) first.
Double extra bonus points if Yam Tits goes with him.
So Elon called him a paedophile.
You are cheapening the meaning of the word "slur" by referring to the commonplace, all-purpose insult of "idiot" as such. Not every insult is a slur.
The full quote is “The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
What normal person is so obsessed with having so many kids…almost like he doesn’t view them as…individual autonomous people but meat puppets (NPCs according to him) meant for his whims.
Huh. Makes his relationship with Trump make more sense.
Seriously though, the NPC thing should be proof enough to anyone that he’s an utter sociopath. I fear for those kids of his
I wouldn't trust this dude to give me a ride across town anymore, let alone a boost to another planet.
🤣🤣🤣🖕