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gravity-pike.bsky.social
I will not run, climb, or jump. I will not sit, kneel, or lie down.
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all else aside this is some classic dumb guy management, just absolutely stupid time and resource wasting incompetent boss shit

submitted 9 hours ago • 44 comments

Every liberal "paper of record": maybe the fascists have a point Eater: Know your rights

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

cool! bug! cool! bug!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

by the way these are literally the exact same dumbass motherfuckers, not like them, the literal exact same fucking guys, saying government is inefficient and you should cancel it to give them all the governments money so they can provide you services instead

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 2 days ago • 144 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 56 comments

Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

submitted 2 days ago • 342 comments

A eye-opener for me was when someone was like, if a person is talking about toxins it's made up. If the toxin was real they'd just say the name of the toxic thing.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

*stares in historian*

submitted 2 days ago • 40 comments

The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

new tf2 update is awesome

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

Bro got out-biohacked, skill issue

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

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“I think I was talking about the duality of man, sir” *commanding officer screams* “Don’t worry, sir, no doppelgängers here.” “Thanks Private I’ll… how did you know I was afraid of those?” *my eyes glisten like hard candy and my skin shifts tone slightly* “Lucky guess, sir”

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk fired the FDA employees who told him he couldn't put the brain chips that killed all of those monkeys in human test subjects.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Immaculate Conception of a Plan. @theonion.com

submitted 7 days ago • 56 comments

time to dig up the @adamkotsko.bsky.social tweet

submitted 6 days ago • 73 comments

It's like they always say, wherever anarcho-capitalism has been tried its always failed

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

submitted 7 days ago • 382 comments

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