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The Ayatollah of Roggenrola. President of the CRT Gang. He/him. https://captramune.neocities.org/
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just fought God and won, feeling good

To me, this was always THE Sabu moment in his brief WWE run. The man somehow paused on the top rope FOR ETERNITY before hitting the leg drop.

#lfgm

RIP Sabu ☝️ Dude gave his all for the business, whether in WWE, WCW or ECW

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

Hey ladies Hey fellas And the people that don't give a fuck All the lovers All the haters And all the people that call themselves players Hot mamas Pimp daddies And the people rollin' up in Caddies Hey, rockers Hip-hoppers And everybody all around the worrrrrrrldddddd

I was kinda hoping it would be Pizzaballa. Not for any religious or political reasons (I'm not Catholic and don't know his politics), I just think having a pope named Pizzaballa would be funny.

hey so me and my friends spent like three years dubbing the 1986 Mario movie as if it was actually dubbed in the 80s. It’s got everything- bizarre translation, questionable voice direction, and the replacement of all Japanese food. Also new English songs. It’ll be out this Saturday.

Paint night last night was a success

by the time disco stu was introduced as a simpsons character in the early 1990s, they were too late — disco had long since fallen out of vogue. they should have instead conceptualized him as a character more appropriate for the times, such as rap stu

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR or Ghibli)

From our current scanning project: This is a rarely seen trade-only pre-release US ad for Pokémon, using the original tagline "Catch 'em if you can." This ad would have originally been run at E3 1998

Me in the second national security group chat

The curse of being a Maxis fan who lives in the East Bay is seeing a building and thinking "I'm pretty sure that building is in SimCity 2000" and then being RIGHT

Cardinals scrambling around like that bit in Death of Stalin when the Politburo find out he’s dead “Out of my way you FANNIES!”

*taps the sign*

I was always sympathetic to LGBTQ rights, but having a couple of friends come out as trans or non-binary led me to learn a lot more and stoked my passion for the issue.

BREAKING: Days after a Louisiana judge ruled that the deportation of Mahmoud Khalil can proceed, thousands are holding an emergency Passover Seder at the ICE headquarters in New York City, saying: If you come for one, you face us all.

tearing shit up

'Eden of the East' is the greatest anime of the 21st century, and youse need to stop sleeping on it.

You mean like the tradition of segregation that Dodgers legend Jackie Robinson finally broke? The history of completely ignoring the records of the Negro Leagues? The fact that large amounts of current players come from South American countries? Yeah, thank god baseball isn’t political.

Watched Tombstone with some friends, and this came to me in the middle of the night:

Tariffs making your game consoles too expensive? Thankfully this problem was solved years ago. Simply set up a factory to manufacture the Sega Master System in your country

This #TransDayofVisibility we’ve collated a definitive list of 90+ trans games throughout history. Almost 100 games by trans developers and/or with trans representation. Featuring games from: @deconstructeam.bsky.social @maddymakesgames.com and many others 🏳️‍⚧️ checkpointgaming.net/features/202...

“Hello? Yes, I’d like the greyest thing you have….”

im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

the worst thing about playing for the mets is that they will not leave you alone. ever. i played 43 games for them in 2015. i hit like .040, i was terrible. and every spring they send me texts and letters like hey, want to suit up for a homestand? NO. my civic duty is fulfilled. leave me alone

yeah bitch

Go fash lose cash

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

The 1st pair of tiddies was seen at the 1893 Chicago World's Fair

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

you need to work 60 hours a week to launch a confusing productivity app called Google Thwip that no one talks about until it's discontinued in favor of Google Cubby and 9 guys on reddit become suicidal