If we ever escape this mess, we should rebuild universities as democratic institutions. The current system elevates sycophants to top administrative positions in higher education. Had the faculty elected Columbia's "leaders", the latter wouldn’t have collaborated with the regime.
The grand academy of spineless wretches, churning out another graduate, summa CUM laude in bootlicking. You bent the knee, licked the leather, downed the bitter draught of servility like a pro. You’ve bowed so many times you no longer know the shape of your own spine. Hope it was worth it. Godspeed.
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Will you graduate "maga cum loud"?
Or heck I’m sure the LA Times or Washington Post has a senior position ready for you
At that point it's just a little bit more work to double-major
You could've gotten a full Bachelor's degree in prostrating
they call it “presenting”🎶
Best of luck.👍