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i made carne asada tacos

submitted 50 minutes ago • 5 comments

i made carne asada tacos

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submitted 2 hours ago • 299 comments

chef tip: make guacamole. eat guacamole. live guacamole.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

chef tip: if you are in the store and you don’t feel like squishing an avocado is an accurate enough way to assess ripeness, you can remove the stem cap of the avocado and if it is a nice green color, it is ripe and ready to go.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

chef tip: make guacamole. eat guacamole. live guacamole.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

chef tip: if you are in the store and you don’t feel like squishing an avocado is an accurate enough way to assess ripeness, you can remove the stem cap of the avocado and if it is a nice green color, it is ripe and ready to go.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

deez nuts know jiu-jitsu

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

As much as people don't wanna hear it, as much as our country is in terminal Canada shut the fuck up. I will still beat your goddamn ass, even by myself. I am an American veteran. I am tired of him Canadian bullshit, and I will kick the goddamn ass no matter what the goddamn say.

submitted 5 hours ago • 13 comments

the best genre of music is jazz fusion

submitted 5 hours ago • 7 comments

“pronouncing” is such a pretentious word, like are you some kind of earl or some shit, why the fuck are you talking so fancy

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

As much as people don't wanna hear it, as much as our country is in terminal Canada shut the fuck up. I will still beat your goddamn ass, even by myself. I am an American veteran. I am tired of him Canadian bullshit, and I will kick the goddamn ass no matter what the goddamn say.

submitted 5 hours ago • 13 comments

they should invent

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

Oh lol so he's definitely gonna win huh?

submitted 7 hours ago • 240 comments

let these photos of great italian dishes calm you

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

fuck you for this bullshit propaganda

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

“materialists” is a movie that delivers much more than advertised with a surprising maturity. worth a watch.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

fuck you for this bullshit propaganda

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

submitted 1 day ago • 382 comments

let these photos of great italian dishes calm you

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

gonna see materialists because i have a feeling it’s better than it looks

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

bunny

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

this bagel and lox might not be pretty, but it was really good

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

this bagel and lox might not be pretty, but it was really good

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i wanted to write a joke about puns, but it was fucking stupid

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

have I already mentioned #1 rank for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and no rank at all for Cuomo? ok just checking (and let your friends and family know, too)

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

submitted 8 days ago • 31 comments

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

submitted 6 days ago • 67 comments

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

submitted 2 days ago • 45 comments

tomato

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

this pizza looks absolutely incredible

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

audra should have won

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

this pizza looks absolutely incredible

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

i could make an entire sauce out of this thing

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

the worst pop artists currently on the radio are benson boone and gracie abrams. some truly unlistenable stuff from both.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

the worst pop artists currently on the radio are benson boone and gracie abrams. some truly unlistenable stuff from both.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

tomato

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

Things are dogshit, but I am very proud to work here today.

submitted 2 days ago • 47 comments

If you'll allow me to say it, The Onion is cooking with gas today.

submitted 2 days ago • 234 comments

I asked chat gpt if it knew me as a joke, and…i didn’t expect this

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

I have this joke about Sisyphus but every time you think I'm finished it starts over again at the beginning

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 123 comments

Vorhees a jolly good fellow. Vorhees a jolly good fellow.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

it’s friday the 13th, which means it’s jason’s birthday! happy birthday jason!!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment