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cheftips.bsky.social
my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
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fuck you for this bullshit propaganda

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

“materialists” is a movie that delivers much more than advertised with a surprising maturity. worth a watch.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

fuck you for this bullshit propaganda

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

let these photos of great italian dishes calm you

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

submitted 14 hours ago • 339 comments

let these photos of great italian dishes calm you

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

gonna see materialists because i have a feeling it’s better than it looks

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

bunny

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

this bagel and lox might not be pretty, but it was really good

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

this bagel and lox might not be pretty, but it was really good

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

i wanted to write a joke about puns, but it was fucking stupid

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

have I already mentioned #1 rank for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and no rank at all for Cuomo? ok just checking (and let your friends and family know, too)

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

submitted 7 days ago • 30 comments

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

submitted 5 days ago • 67 comments

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

submitted 1 day ago • 46 comments

tomato

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

this pizza looks absolutely incredible

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

audra should have won

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

this pizza looks absolutely incredible

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

i could make an entire sauce out of this thing

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

the worst pop artists currently on the radio are benson boone and gracie abrams. some truly unlistenable stuff from both.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the worst pop artists currently on the radio are benson boone and gracie abrams. some truly unlistenable stuff from both.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

tomato

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Things are dogshit, but I am very proud to work here today.

submitted 1 day ago • 47 comments

If you'll allow me to say it, The Onion is cooking with gas today.

submitted 1 day ago • 233 comments

I asked chat gpt if it knew me as a joke, and…i didn’t expect this

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I have this joke about Sisyphus but every time you think I'm finished it starts over again at the beginning

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 123 comments

Vorhees a jolly good fellow. Vorhees a jolly good fellow.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

it’s friday the 13th, which means it’s jason’s birthday! happy birthday jason!!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

submitted 2 days ago • 569 comments

Fuck these incel cosplaying dumbfuck losers

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

Do have a solution?

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

this is blatant fascism. will dems do ANYTHING about this? ….no. probably not.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

look at my opposition party dawg i'm getting sent to a camp

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

oh so now you think it’s okay for a man to interrupt a woman at her job?

submitted 2 days ago • 37 comments

telling the truth is now a need for expediency and defeatism

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

what is “deaftism”?

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

what is “deaftism”?

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

telling the truth is now a need for expediency and defeatism

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

this is blatant fascism. will dems do ANYTHING about this? ….no. probably not.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments