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fuck you for this bullshit propaganda

“materialists” is a movie that delivers much more than advertised with a surprising maturity. worth a watch.

fuck you for this bullshit propaganda

let these photos of great italian dishes calm you

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

let these photos of great italian dishes calm you

gonna see materialists because i have a feeling it’s better than it looks

bunny

this bagel and lox might not be pretty, but it was really good

this bagel and lox might not be pretty, but it was really good

i wanted to write a joke about puns, but it was fucking stupid

have I already mentioned #1 rank for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and no rank at all for Cuomo? ok just checking (and let your friends and family know, too)

you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

tomato

this pizza looks absolutely incredible

audra should have won

this pizza looks absolutely incredible

i could make an entire sauce out of this thing

the worst pop artists currently on the radio are benson boone and gracie abrams. some truly unlistenable stuff from both.

the worst pop artists currently on the radio are benson boone and gracie abrams. some truly unlistenable stuff from both.

tomato

Things are dogshit, but I am very proud to work here today.

If you'll allow me to say it, The Onion is cooking with gas today.

I asked chat gpt if it knew me as a joke, and…i didn’t expect this

I have this joke about Sisyphus but every time you think I'm finished it starts over again at the beginning

Vorhees a jolly good fellow. Vorhees a jolly good fellow.

it’s friday the 13th, which means it’s jason’s birthday! happy birthday jason!!!!

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

Fuck these incel cosplaying dumbfuck losers

Do have a solution?

this is blatant fascism. will dems do ANYTHING about this? ….no. probably not.

look at my opposition party dawg i'm getting sent to a camp

oh so now you think it’s okay for a man to interrupt a woman at her job?

telling the truth is now a need for expediency and defeatism

what is “deaftism”?

what is “deaftism”?

telling the truth is now a need for expediency and defeatism

this is blatant fascism. will dems do ANYTHING about this? ….no. probably not.