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cheftips.bsky.social
my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
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you are horrible person who hates politicians who actually want to do good things. and you know, you can just come out and tell us you’re islamophobic, you don’t need to jump through bs hoops like “spidey-sense”

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omg this is amazing, jennifer simard is amazing youtu.be/hjZIzWbyuFw

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omg this is amazing, jennifer simard is amazing youtu.be/hjZIzWbyuFw

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SNACKSHUALLY bsky is an enchilada platter

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ok so gibberish is news now???

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@brendelbored.bsky.social where were you when Bill Clinton killed the radio?

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

oh my god

submitted 8 hours ago • 168 comments

Within 6 months, every article written on Earth will be about how terrible and irrelevant Bluesky is

submitted 7 hours ago • 5 comments

interesting data point: none of the people writing articles about how bluesky is boring follow me

submitted 8 hours ago • 27 comments

fake nice is worse than rude

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fuck you? lmao if you don’t like it here that’s your fault

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fake nice is worse than rude

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BLUESKY IS DYING AGAIN!

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brb following ethel closely for updates

submitted 23 hours ago • 23 comments

In the spring of 2008, I feared America was on the verge of war with Iran — and, believing that it’s good style to get to know people before you bomb them, I made “Rick Steves’ Iran,” a one-hour special that could (and would) only debut on PBS. Sadly, this special has become pertinent again today.

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i always tell the phlebotomist “thank you, you did a great job.” and i don’t think that’s weird because they were able to make it so i didn’t bleed out everywhere just into their little tube things.

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

i always tell the phlebotomist “thank you, you did a great job.” and i don’t think that’s weird because they were able to make it so i didn’t bleed out everywhere just into their little tube things.

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

dinner

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ann burrell died?????!!! WHAT THE HELL!!

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"I'm happy to report I'm just fine. I lost a button. But I'm gonna sleep in my bed tonight, safe, with my family... At that elevator, I was separated from someone named Edgardo... Edgardo is in ICE detention and he's not going to sleep in his bed tonight."

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ann burrell died?????!!! WHAT THE HELL!!

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endorsements for zohran mamdani: we fucking love this guy. please vote for him. he is fucking sick and trust him with our lives endorsements for andrew cuomo: i don’t even really like the guy i promise

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Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani is now here calling for the release of Lander (his fellow mayoral candidate)

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the death becomes her musical looks AMAZING

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this is fucking awful

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As for so many across this country, Bernie Sanders has been the single most influential political figure in my life. As Mayor, I will strive to live up to his example by fighting for the working class every day and hopefully make Brooklyn’s own proud.

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If you should ever leave me Though life would still go on believe me The world could show nothing to me So what good would living do me Mike Love: bah bah bah Loving those ducks bah bah bah quacky quacky ducks bah bah bah flippers on their feet, boy they’re really sweet bah bah bah

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no, i will not “eat rocks”

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*eternal screaming*

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Sir, a second kitten has been adopted

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Lmao of course the Italian Pervert drives Dodge muscle

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

submitted 2 days ago • 68 comments

Over the next 8 days, you won't be able to turn on your TV, check your mail or watch a YouTube video without seeing a lie about our campaign. But we have the people. And the only thing more powerful than all this billionaire cash are New Yorkers talking to their neighbors.

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tomato

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