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I’m drinking, yaw.. ima need to kiss in like 2.05 seconds

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Got a new mole on the last day of Black History Month.

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open.spotify.com/track/0PiZcj...

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Literally this or block me 😩

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Exactly this! Bc why not just go blow bubbles in hotdog water if you’re gonna drink devil piss?!

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(Abolish Doritos)

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Good morning to everyone except for the creator of today’s Wordle.

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Went on my Discover page and there were nothing but straight cis m3n 😩 am I not building this algorithm brick by brick???

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We plan and God laughs

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Remember how the band kept playing while the Titanic sank? Yeah…

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iconic baby queer crush

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Yall were making fun of black people remembering her as “Harriet the spy” but this right here is why. This read was so we-coded. You see why the niggas loved this movie 😂

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My Scorpio rising

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Gossip Girl this. Buffy the Vampire Slayer that. SHE WAS MY HARRIET THE SPY.

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God’s favorites >>

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Finna go play Gin Rummy with my 83yo grandpa and put some Roberta Flack on for him as our background music while we trash talk through shuffled cards — yaw want sumn?

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You get 3 (then subtract 2) icks outta me before I can’t take it no more, I fear 😪

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Stand for nothing, fall for anything.

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Maybe drinking at the bar and talking shit with a close friend is all you need sometimes?

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I feel like I’m glitching

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I’m in the market for a new NBA team to root for.. I’ve been with the Bulls for 30yrs and in 2025 I said I’d prioritize my future and my mental health. Taking out all forms of trash.

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yall feel that?

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Starting my campaign to convince somebody’s daughter to have my babies

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Seat belts, everyone 💚 If you’re on the struggle bus, please remember your seat belt (your seat belt is self-care). It is NOT selfish to prioritize your mental health, take care of you. Visit your local library or favorite bookstore, watch your comfort show, drink some water, pet all the dogs… 💚

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THIS.. (also.. I don’t scroll enough to know enough for a comment)

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Oh.

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Be tender bout me cuz ima fall off the BONE bout you.

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We need soft blocking on hereee

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My childhood house phone number 🥹 the first number I ever memorized

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Every time my dad watches Family Feud he makes one of us promise to try to get us on there. We just say okay and promise him. We’ve been promising this man that we’d get right to it for at least 16yrs now. Bless his heart.

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Thinking, planning, lusting, and fantasizing about a nap all day just to get in the bed and not be sleepy does not sit right with me.. Bc?? What was all that shit you were talking??? 🙁

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Elon Musk looks like the word "scoliosis"

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Me w BPD seeing this: 👁️👄👁️

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I’m drinking, yaw.. ima need to kiss in like 2.05 seconds

Got a new mole on the last day of Black History Month.

open.spotify.com/track/0PiZcj...

Literally this or block me 😩

Exactly this! Bc why not just go blow bubbles in hotdog water if you’re gonna drink devil piss?!

(Abolish Doritos)

Good morning to everyone except for the creator of today’s Wordle.

Went on my Discover page and there were nothing but straight cis m3n 😩 am I not building this algorithm brick by brick???

We plan and God laughs

Remember how the band kept playing while the Titanic sank? Yeah…

iconic baby queer crush

Yall were making fun of black people remembering her as “Harriet the spy” but this right here is why. This read was so we-coded. You see why the niggas loved this movie 😂

My Scorpio rising

Gossip Girl this. Buffy the Vampire Slayer that. SHE WAS MY HARRIET THE SPY.

God’s favorites >>

Finna go play Gin Rummy with my 83yo grandpa and put some Roberta Flack on for him as our background music while we trash talk through shuffled cards — yaw want sumn?

You get 3 (then subtract 2) icks outta me before I can’t take it no more, I fear 😪

Stand for nothing, fall for anything.

Maybe drinking at the bar and talking shit with a close friend is all you need sometimes?

I feel like I’m glitching

I’m in the market for a new NBA team to root for.. I’ve been with the Bulls for 30yrs and in 2025 I said I’d prioritize my future and my mental health. Taking out all forms of trash.

yall feel that?

Starting my campaign to convince somebody’s daughter to have my babies

THIS.. (also.. I don’t scroll enough to know enough for a comment)

Oh.

Be tender bout me cuz ima fall off the BONE bout you.

We need soft blocking on hereee

My childhood house phone number 🥹 the first number I ever memorized

Every time my dad watches Family Feud he makes one of us promise to try to get us on there. We just say okay and promise him. We’ve been promising this man that we’d get right to it for at least 16yrs now. Bless his heart.

Thinking, planning, lusting, and fantasizing about a nap all day just to get in the bed and not be sleepy does not sit right with me.. Bc?? What was all that shit you were talking??? 🙁

Elon Musk looks like the word "scoliosis"

Me w BPD seeing this: 👁️👄👁️

This video just called me a wimp 😩 omg delete this, it’s not good for business

(Syd’s fine aah gf liked sumn of mine on IG) Good morning

I’m ready to tell my story 🤧

I’m telling everyone I know this song is about you

Her eyes 😩