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Lawyer, history, trivia, and media nerd. Mostly follow rpg sphere folks, creative types and folks with strong but empathy-driven opinions. Oh, and bleeding heart liberal til death.
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"So, if you'll follow me to the study, a murderous spirit that the locals refer to only as the Bowel Bisector stalks this chamber."
"OH MY GOD! Do... do all those books come with the house?"
"Umm.... well, sure... why not?"
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1st Level Folk Hero PC: "And that's how I defeated the evil baron who was secretly a lich, freeing my hometown."
*one hour later*
DM: "The house cats of the old lady you just mugged for 3 copper pieces attack. And five of them hit for 1 piercing damage each."
1st Level Folk Hero PC: "I'm down."
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Well, it is all sort of outdated pieces of shit from their perspective.
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DM: "And this one has an Archfey pact, so they're more of a Jade Genasi, and this one has the Celestial pact and is...."
Player: "Wait, is this actually part of the new campaign or are you still just trying to get more folks to read your Steven Universe fan fic?"
DM: "..."
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"Wait... don't you spell your name without an H?"
"Damn you, arcane auto-correct!!!"
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Or, to a certain extent, just the original Star Wars.
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It is a many-layered labyrinth of fuckery, that awards successful claimants with poverty-for-life paired with baseless-accusations-and-harassment-for-life by legitimately evil people.
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Kidnapped with formal arrangements in place for them to be subsequently pressed into slavery.
They are slavers.
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Me: "So much random luck was needed, but this puzzle is done!"
Game: "Here's another puzzle."
Me: *sighs*
Game: "Also the new puzzle requires completing this puzzle again."
Me: *blinks*
Game: "Also this entirely separate puzzle requires completing this puzzle another time too."
Me: *grimaces*
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This is my tiny familiar-me, and this is my tiny familiar-me's tinier familiar-them, and this my tiny familiar-me's tinier familiar-them's even tinier familiar-them, and this is...
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MCU: "We can't do that. Its too absurdist."
Real Life: "Hold my beer."
MCU: "Okay, screw it. We got a president causing mass assassinations, followed by rage monster president, a psycho-superman making CIA director, a crimelord mayor of NYC, congressmen firing grenades on highways..."
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I guess they are banking on citing 90s youth-centric sitcoms and other young adult shows as reflections of the period rather than escapism from it?
"Teen drug issues in the 90s? I mean, sure, sometimes a kid might take too many caffeine pills...."
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You mean she didn't have them tasered and arrested?
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Hopefully the scientists are now working on finding a way to communicate to the potential biosignatures on said habitable planet of the inherent danger of them having been seen by humanity.
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Was this casting simply because of people constantly mixing up Leslie Nielsen and Liam Neeson's names?
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People remember his 80s and 90s roles, but he was excellent in Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang too.
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It's engaging in slavery.
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If the person is knowingly being deported to a place where they will be used as forced labor, the enslavement begins on U.S. soil at the time of capture and very much is within U.S. judicial jurisdiction. The active engagement in slavery and slave trade is occuring here.
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If its VERY petty, its never RESOLVED.
Paladin: "Justice shall never come."
Monk: "Is this still about that cold soup?"
Paladin: "..."
Monk: "You smote the cook and burned the tavern down."
Paladin: "I didn't get my refund."
Monk: "..."
Paladin: "He did mention having a family."
Monk: "No."
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Tavernkeep: "That's a nice potion. I didn't know the baron was offering that much."
Rogue: "He wasn't. I looted this from the bugbear chief's still warm corpse."
Tavernkeep: "Oh... okay..."
Rogue: "Brute probably thought no one would ever check his prison pocket. So very wrong."
Tavernkeep: "Wow."
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The weirdest part is that if you just standback and wait like an actual minute, another train shows up and can you enter it with basically no crowding at all and easily still make to whether you are going perfectly on time.
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Tiger: "You don't understand. I'm a predator, supposedly a master of stealth and stalking... but... but..."
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You may wish to double check the meaning of oxymoron.
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Except the problem with the stages of anxiety is that stage 4 is vexingly "start back at one."
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Not just a smack, he grabbed that face mask.