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carissa.science
Principal HPC Network Architect at Argonne National Laboratory - Opinions are mine, not my employer's! - I make supercomputers talk to each-other! - ⚧ MTF - She/Her ⚠️This account is rated M for Mature!⚠️ Formerly @CarissaHolohan on the BirdSite™️
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Illinois respects the sovereignty and borders of Ukraine — now and always.
 Three years ago, Russia invaded Ukraine without warning or provocation. Peace and freedom requires resistance to tyranny and oppression. 
 Slava Ukraini!

submitted 13 hours ago • 94 comments

Some useful fennalgebra... Check out my animated series over @bsky.fireflycitystories.com :D #art #furryart #webcomics

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes, you just have to walk over to your supercomputer and rip a power cord out to remind it who’s the boss. Take that, switch x6101c0r47b0! You will forward packets, and that’s an order!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The title is “Tuesday. 2025.”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

We are about to accumulate a wealth of data on immunosenescence , oncology , cardiovascular disease , auroimmunity and neurodegeneration.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

the Breakfast Club was released 40 years ago today

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

The roses are red, The violets are too… Your blue and green channels Are not coming through!

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

In 5th grade, I told a kid who insulted me to “shut your big ugly mouth!” My teacher somehow heard “… big fucking mouth!” I was immediately suspended from school for a day and banned from performing in the choral show that week.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

perhaps the best halftime show ever was the one that relied most on efficient storm drain infrastructure. interesting.

submitted 15 days ago • 12 comments

Public facing IPs/ports are just pvp enabled

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submitted 23 days ago • 49 comments

See also: Gordon Food Service, gfsstore.com for those of us further east! They’re a bulk restaurant supplier with no membership required.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

you run the docker containers with compose. you can run it in the pod on podman. with the kubernetes. you run the pods in the kube with helm, in the pod, in podman, the man with the pods. in the kube. the man with the pods is at the helm. at the dock. put the containers in the pod at the dock.

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submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

Y'all mean to tell me Chicago has bulls, bears, AND cubs? Just how gay is this town, exactly? 👀✨️

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I had an emergency appendectomy 24 years ago, after it burst suddenly one night, with no symptoms or warning signs, my Freshman year of college: and it *did* bankrupt me. It nearly prevented me from continuing through school after my Freshman year of undergrad.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Just a few versions behind. Nothing major…

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

I kinda hate living in a time and place where I receive Black Friday Sale emails advertising deep discounts on routine and necessary basic medical testing, because a huge portion of the population may need those in order to survive.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I'm launching the hashtag #HPCTales to share ridiculous articles about #HPC. I'm starting with news from a French defense (!!) website that headlines: "The 2nd most powerful supercomputer in the world (Frontier) is now able to create its own Matrix-like universe thanks to Exascale" 🤦

submitted 91 days ago • 2 comments

In the spirit of togetherness, if you live outside the US please share your country's most dangerous cooking method.

submitted 91 days ago • 78 comments

The first known use of singular “they” is so old that not only does it pre-date singular “you,” it wasn’t even spelled with a “th” When William and the Werewolf, in 1375 CE, used singular “they,” it was spelled with a Thorn

submitted 99 days ago • 138 comments

Yay! I still get to call Aurora the fastest mixed-precision system for a while! 🥰💕

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

HPL-MxP (prev called HPL-AI): 1. #Aurora @Argonne 11.6 EF 2. #Frontier @ORNL 11.4EF 3. #LUMI @CSC 2.35 EF #SC24 #HPC #AI

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I would like to speak up today for the trans community. You see, I know a bit of what it’s like to be politically scapegoated. When Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941, suddenly anyone in America who had any amount of Japanese ancestry became suspect. Politicians preyed upon ignorance and fear. /1

submitted 99 days ago • 826 comments

Had a delightful day shopping around Grand Rapids Comic Con with @alopexstudios.bsky.social, and of course, it's always a pleasure to see fandom and industry friends again! So good to see you, @brittneykarbowski.bsky.social!!! 💕 It was great running into you, @matthewhvoss.bsky.social!!! 🥳

submitted 100 days ago • 2 comments

1) Drive to fan convention 2) Check into hotel 3) Find HLN on the hotel TV and tune into the never-ending Forensic Files marathon It’s just what you do! #grcomiccon

submitted 101 days ago • 2 comments