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carlasolorzano.bsky.social
Texan internet gremlin. Scumbag who appreciates a hazelnut oatmilk latte. Late blooming bisexual. Runs on Coke Zero and swear words.
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Watched the last two episodes of What We Do in the Shadows and I cried a lot lmao

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A new government tracker claims DOGE has saved billions from ending federal contracts. But an NPR analysis of the data finds the claimed savings don't add up.

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This eevee looks deranged and I love him

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Super normal

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My non-Spanish speaking husband recently learned the phrase “eres emo???” and won’t stop saying it. He’s stealing my culture!!

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Who’s up ricking their roll ?

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This is what I came home to

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one thing I appreciate about Bluesky is that someone will be in the replies correcting me even if I haven’t made a claim

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Listening to my husband run a D&D session and I can’t help but think that he’s basically just microdosing teaching

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How do I get on the anxiety-disordered Mexican weirdo side of Bluesky??

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An actual human child

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Attorneys general from 18 states sued to block an executive order by President Trump that seeks to deny citizenship to babies born to unauthorized immigrants in the U.S. The states view Trump’s attempt to limit birthright citizenship as “extraordinary and extreme.” nyti.ms/3E2qr53

submitted 38 days ago • 186 comments

With your teeth

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🚨 TikTok has officially shut down in the United States.

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My screen time is going to be insane today

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Sometimes I look at “gundam” and my brain goes “grandma”

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Either I’m hearing an ice cream truck playing music in late December or I’m being haunted

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Big day for the gift emoji

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Definitely convinced that everyone who follows me on bluesky is very real

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The Satanic Temple is increasing its work in schools across the country, trying to combat a rise in religious teachings.

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Contestants on the show “Love Is Blind” are employees, the National Labor Relations Board said, potentially opening the door to unionization.

submitted 79 days ago • 11 comments

What is happening hehehehe???? (I’m scared)

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Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s proposed war on corn syrup would hurt farmers, setting up a fight between Donald Trump’s voters and his health pick.

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Could really go for some Luby’s fried chicken rn

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Several Montana Republicans joined Democrats on Tuesday to block a measure that would have barred transgender lawmakers from using the state Capitol bathrooms that aligned with their gender identities.

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It’s so crazy to think that once upon a time, if a video game had a glitch you just had to… play it like that

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I need bluesky’s algorithm to get it together

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me when anime

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I’m scared

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I s2g everyone on this app talks in code

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Fortnite can talk to me about in-game shoes when they got chucks, Vans or etnies

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Hey, if you're in the DC area and wanting to get married asap either because you're #LGBTQ+, or fearful of deportation for any reason. I'm #volunteering #photography services for small #weddings. Just DM me and we'll figure something out.

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I’m skeetin this place up and what do I have to show for it?

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I’m concerned about the quality of new followers I’ve gotten recently. Alleged CEOs and princes. 🫠

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how do i get bluesky to stop showing me gay thirst traps? 🤪 you gentlemen look very nice, i just don’t think i’m the intended audience..

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If I see that banksy one more time I’m gonna delete this app lmao

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I’ll have your finest glass of milk

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For the @nytimes.com I wrote about how Enough is Enough with the incumbent president and his cabinet of folly and let’s stop coddling Trump voters and be real clear-eyed about what lies ahead. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/17/o...

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Me in my echo chamber

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