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carlmarxman.bsky.social
Random middle class, middle aged, tech guy in Canada. It can happen here, whatever "it" may be. "Screw you, I've got mine" is not the highest moral calling we can aspire to.
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'Murica, baby 🇺🇲.

At my last near death experience I told my wife I wanted my skull removed and cleaned. Then the guts of a home assistant should be installed in my skull, so I can answer questions and give advice from BEYOND THE GRAVE. She wouldn't do it for me. Spoilsport.

this is actually an excellent question and I pose it to y'all have you ever thought about how you want to be buried? tell me in the comments or quote posts

I really resent Bezos and Elon for making space embarrassing

Some USR politicians seem to think we're overreacting to Drumpf & his tariffs. Then you see USian unionised auto & steel workers workers cheering him for higher tariffs, designed to destroy our economy & the lives of our workers, & I think fuck your tourism & your economy. We have to hit back hard.

Okay, but they can't because they are fundamentally racist.

Cmon, visit America, sure there’s a chance we disappear you to a gulag in El Salvador, but we’re offering a great deal on golf!

someone on here accused me of making the planet wither away because I'm not having kids, and all I have to say about that is which one of you fuckin snitched about my world withering plans

I’m consistently astonished at how bad media literacy on the internet is. People don’t seem to understand that reporting on something isn’t an endorsement.