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I make short Lord of the Rings videos that I silently chuckle about and then I share them online. What happens from there is up to you.
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Here’s an idea: anyone that wants to ban a book must read it, then go to a proctored session where they write an analytical essay about it (3 pages, single spaced), and answer a series of open response questions. All to prove that they can actually read & understand the book and why it’s so “evil”

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Lovely, big, golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish… Even YOU couldn’t say no to that!

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Growing up with Lord of the Rings is like being the woman in a country song. Tolkien is the dad who set the bar impossibly high in the best way.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

If you had to get ONE Tolkien tattoo - one iconic Tolkien visual or quote - what would it be? #tolkien #lotr #tattoos

submitted 96 days ago • 3 comments

Mentally, I’m here. 24/7. 365. Snow optional.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

You wake up next to any fictional character of your choice - who is it?

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Facts. The Fellowship sets out on their quest ON Christmas Day.

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

Now let’s just say Gandalf was a news anchor.. what would some of his sign off’s be? I’ll start: - “and thats just the way the Balrog tumbles”… OR - “stay classy, Eriador”… AND FINALLY - “and remember: Keep it secret, keep it safe. Until next time” Whatcha got? #lordoftherings #lotr #tolkien

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I currently have 18 followers and I follow 18 accounts. I’m at 17 posts though. Going for the trifecta. Please don’t follow me or else I will have to post more and follow more people 🙏

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I currently have 18 followers and I follow 18 accounts. I’m at 16 posts though. Going for the trifecta. Please don’t follow me or else I will have to post more and follow more people 🙏

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Why is it so fun and easy to troll people on 🧵s? People over here are a bit sharper witted than that right? Anyway, do you guys like the Peter Jackson remakes of Ralph Bakshi’s original Lord of the Rings movie? Someone turn that story into a book already 👀

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

I just learned about Custom Feeds in this app 🤯 I now have three (3) feeds dedicated purely to Lord of the Rings 😂 I will consume ALL of the Tolkien content 😈

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Unpopular Opinion: Arrow a-Louis Vuitton was too harsh on Mel Corps. He was just trying to push the boundaries of music, and he gets attacked for his creative expression 😔 #Silmarillion #Tolkien #LotR

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning. And in this case I only mean that it is a morning on which to be good.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

I can tell the X crowd has migrated to 🧵 for real Somehow got attacked for saying I support the use of “girl” as interchangeable with “dude” because I *checks notes* didn’t make it totally clear that I acknowledge the use of “dude” from one woman to another? My apologies for this malfeasance.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to decide what I post here vs on Threads. I’m thinking #LordoftheRings content on Threads. And maybe #LotR content on here? Idk, might be too outlandish.

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

🚨 First post! Let’s cut to the chase. If you like any of the following, please just go absolutely 🦍 💩 on this post to set my algorithm straight: - Lord of the Rings Thanks 🙏🏻

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