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I make short Lord of the Rings videos that I silently chuckle about and then I share them online. What happens from there is up to you.
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If my taters are raw AND wriggling, I might need to call a HAZMAT team 😂
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a fantastic pick
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I want this one 🙂
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I’m gonna be that guy… “the time that is given us” Tolkien used some tricksy old timey British phrasing 😅
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Wait but that’s the best argument besides “I’m a tax payer!” It’s ironclad.
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I tried to come up with a snappy joke type response… but I got nothing. That’s next level victim behavior combined with a hefty dose of bigotry.
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For Frodo… but wait, have we considered reasoning with the army of Mordor? Sure, I may have lost my temper with the Mouth of Sauron, but what if we go back and try again? Maybe we can appeal to their shared humanity—or, uh, Orc-manity? Talking it through could save lives! No? Too late? Okay…
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💀
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I’m embarrassed for homeboy…that’s.. oof
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I just read Sam’s song about the troll’s in Fellowship. Quite the lewd wording in that one.
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#Tolkien
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Dubious at best. Might be taking this one to the Supreme Court of Eä
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Yeah I’m just dipping my toes in, we’ll see if it takes off
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It’s this cool movie, kind of reminds me of Game of Thrones or Harry Potter. I think they based it on that new show Rings of Power
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Def read Bombadilf at first, oops
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You called?