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Pete Hegseth reading the news while also on a group Signal call with his barber, mother in law and a Lieutenant in Syria

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Shout out to every single social media platform spoiling The Last of Us, within seconds after opening them this morning

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The Chick Fil A streaming app has been around almost as long as Quibi... Do what you want with that.

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Van Hollen: I should also just say, I mentioned the fake margarita, they actually wanted to have the meeting by the side of the pool in the hotel. They want to create this appearance that life was just lovely for Kilmar. Which of course is a big, fat lie.

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Started smiling on my run imagining a world where DOGE's team of dorks deleted The US Space Force as waste

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Q for #bluesky users. Is there a better feed out there similar to the following feed? When I use the following one, it's pages and pages of scrolling through articles from news accounts I've already seen on Discover and it takes way too long to get to actual people I follow. @support.bsky.team

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Happy I'm watching Black Mirror So I Can Feel Better About My Screen Time Day to all who celebrate!

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Remember 77 years ago back in October 2024 when that lady couldn't win the election because she flipped on fracking but Trump literally flipped from, just be patient my tariffs are great to JK dummies I paused them in the span of 2 days...

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Ms. Rachel Regiment reporting for duty...

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Tax Day is a week away, any chance a reporter is going to ever ask President Trump where his tax returns are?

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True Story. Toddlers were invented by Brawny to sell more paper towels

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I don't need the news I can always tell when our "business man" President does something to the stock market just by my increasingly panicking Robinhood notifications...

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April Fools' Day Throwback! On April 1, 2014, Google Maps launched a Pokemon Map where users could "catch 'em all" using real world imagery Even though it was technically an April Fools joke, the idea of combining GIS technology with AR was revolutionary. 🌍✨ #Maps #GISchat #GIS #OTD

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Get me to God's Country

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I'd love someone to explain why in the year of our Lord 2025 I can block spam phone numbers at the push of a button but still receive unlimited voicemails from them.

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TFW I send out a war plan through Signal and accidentally tag a journalist...

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From the country that brought you amazing innovations like student loan debt and school lunch debt now comes takeout debt

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🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS Sources confirm that MIA Chuck Schumer has received a voicemail from Liam Neeson that said, "I don’t know where you are, but I will find you... and I will make you do your job."

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People rightfully praise @stephenking.bsky.social for his writing, but I don’t think we talk enough about how great he is as an audiobook narrator. I know he doesn’t need another job, but if he ever gets bored, I wouldn’t mind a few more! #BookSky

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**Republicans talking about invading other countries and forcing them to become the 51st State to The United States **Puerto Rico, American Samoa, Guam, the Northern Mariana Islands, and the United States Virgin Islands patiently stare in through the window**

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Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

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Sadly the Tracy Jordan Institute for Black Karate has been closed by DOGE

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180 years ago today, America's most Boomer-filled appendage became the 27th state of the U.S. #otd

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Or what is, as a 5th grader going to yard sales with your mom and grandmother buying you his books for .25¢ with no idea who he is but they're just happy you're reading...

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With enough determination, any desktop can become a laptop.

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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

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To: HR@opm.gov Re: Five activities this week CC: Elon@tesla.com As an FBI special agent along with my partner Agent Scully this week we found: 1. A mutant that could stretch and fit into tight spaces 2. An inbred family living under a bed 3. The Jersey Devil 4. A bat-like humanoid 5. A creepy doll

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