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carvott.bsky.social
Dad of a monster and a princess. Civil Engineer. Weeb. Adopted Yorkshireman.
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@aptshadow.bsky.social had a nice trip out to Trumans in Farsley, and what a surprise to see these two here! Score! 😁😁

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The Cure, remixed by 65DaysOfStatic. Hell yeah

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Office poll winner for best porn star /only fans name. Vintage Cash Cow

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Sat here thinking... Want one. Just finished all my big DIY builds and the kitchen. Could have done with this 6 months ago. Weeb shit out. TOOLS IN. toolguyd.com/dewalt-20v-m...

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The girl has a music box with the theme from nausicaa on it. Mummy is currently singing to that song with custom lyrics. "oh your stinky bum. It's a very stinky bum. I needs changing. It stinks a lot. Let's go change it now." Dying.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The boy is watching a cartoon on netflix called Dinosaur King. I am absolutely positive that it has the same voice actors of Ash Ketchum and Team Rocket from the Pokemon dub. My brain keeps catching phrases and doing a double take. It's been over 25 years! It's crap, but funny. Just like Pokemon.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Spicy Wolf and Wine 🐺🐺🍷🍷 Got gifted it. Really fucking good!

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

The children have been introduced to The Land Before Time. My children proved surprisingly resilient to that scene in the first film.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Have trained the boy to shout "there's a murder" when he sees two or more crows.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This is the true ending. World is safe. Being a dad rocks. The Ost side brought over to this truth with Mr Desmond actually becoming a proper dad to his son.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Chilling out at one of wonders of the supermarket world. The great pyramid of Asda Pudsey.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The definition of happiness. (this is in a brewery BTW... We were bouncing along to some Jackson 5)

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Time to post it again.

submitted 21 days ago • 92 comments

My favourite ways of saying “I’m in a spot of bother” from ten different languages…

submitted 22 days ago • 27 comments

In English, if someone asks you something and you have no idea what the answer is you could say “I haven’t the foggiest,” or “God knows,” or “I haven’t got a Scooby” (because Scooby Doo rhymes with clue). Here are ten of my favourite alternatives from other languages…

submitted 22 days ago • 50 comments

The boy has given his mum two nights of grief. Been asking for me a lot. Turns out he is poorly. Running a fever. So lots of cuddles and three hairy mc clary books later, snoring away. I suspect that I'll have a child sleeping with me tonight. Love the little git. Missed them the last couple days

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Colleague just asked why I audibly groaned in the office. *slowclaps*

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I had a day to myself, no kids, waifu. I had a choice. Anime day. Gaming. DIY and Dad Jobs. I did the jobs. And while I setup my BD player (finally), PS4, I found that I couldn't justify to myself just sitting down and not getting stuff done. I had to achieve something. So I started building.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Have come to the conclusion that since kids, my life has become increasingly isolated and lonely. Trying to actually do something fun for myself, getting nowhere and frankly just want to cry. Not having a good time at all. Support network has basically collapsed.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Arse. Up to date with the the poison gremlin show. Just too good.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Fucking dying. 🤣🤣

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Feline Friday.

submitted 26 days ago • 15 comments