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Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...

@accuweather.com Latest Android app stopped working entirely. Cleared cache and files, uninstalled, reinstalled, completely dead after years of daily use. Latest Android, up to patch date.

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

Query: If “DEI” is the reason for the plane collision, why is this the first accident in [checks watch] 16 years? 🤔

if you support Costco standing up to fascist bullies, let em know

Was out getting groceries this morning, overheard a few conversations that were basically: -- He what? -- He shut it down. -- He can't, we need that. -- And I voted for him. -- So did I. -- Motherfucker. Some were about health, one about WIC programs, all seemed to be Trump voters.

Apophenia is: “the tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.” Once you know about it, you see it everywhere.

@netflix.com I am a gamer. I will not pay YOU more for games. At all. Ever. You had massive global streaming sub growth, so there's no need for a price increase. Split games off as an optional add-on. Your $15B in profits prove you don't need to pick pockets for more of any type service.

Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated theonion.com/conserv...

a flash mob but with meerkats

A federal judge says he will temporarily block Trump's executive order ending birthright citizenship, calling it "blatantly unconstitutional." cnn.it/3EkEeUk

Judge halts Donald Trump’s effort to end US citizenship at birth https://www.ft.com/content/98681156-9d52-4221-9342-f0c37329e790

A federal judge in Seattle temporarily halted President Donald Trump's executive order denying automatic citizenship to people born on US soil.

A federal judge on Thursday temporarily blocked President Donald Trump’s executive order ending the constitutional guarantee of birthright citizenship regardless of the parents’ immigration status.

Breaking: President Trump's plan to end birthright citizenship has been temporarily blocked by a federal judge

sorry i did jazz hands when you took off your bra

5 years of Netflix US profit: $15.1 Billion 5 years of Netflix exec pay: $652M 5 years of taxes paid by Netflix: $236M In a 5-year span after Trump's tax cuts, Netflix paid top execs 3x what it paid in federal income tax. Yesterday, Netflix announced it was raising prices again.

Police departments across the country are pushing back against Trump's hardline immigration policies, saying they won't take part in the administration's deportation raids.

If she can do it, we can all do it.