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BARS

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

when my friends don't appreciate my puns, it makes me homiecidal.

submitted 69 days ago • 6 comments

sharpening a candy cane into a murder weapon

submitted 73 days ago • 23 comments

I think Pitbull just likes King of the Hill, "Dale" is short for Gribble.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Ate too much sugar for two days, and my BDD makes me feel guilty about it uuggh. Holidays with mental illnesses are not fun. Weird night.

submitted 74 days ago • 4 comments

🎵Feliz Navidong🎵

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

fa la la la la la la la La Croix

submitted 91 days ago • 15 comments

Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

submitted 77 days ago • 66 comments

i'll have to discuss this with the birds

submitted 77 days ago • 3 comments

Brb gonna take some Benadryl and flirt with the Hat Man.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I fell in love with a girl at the rock show. She was into igneous and I was more of a sedimentary guy.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

no, no the frogs aren't gay, they are amphiBians.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Yeah I have a sickness for men's moaning, it's called Grohn's Disease.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

If I was a mythical creature, I'd be a sighclops.

submitted 79 days ago • 4 comments

Mermaids implies the existence of Merbutlers.

submitted 79 days ago • 6 comments

I mean to be fair, 5 golden rings could just be onion, so thanks love.

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

When you assume the zombie plague is out to copy our orbs and asses you make plagiars of us and our eyes

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

This do be true. I'm about 80 percent close to crying, always

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

Listen I got you an alien for Christmas, but he might not get here in time.

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

Me: "Those Medieval punishments were disgusting and truly inhumane." Also me: "People who steal other people's packages off their porches, should get their hands chopped off!"

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

30, nerdy and surviving.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not an attention whore, I'm just an attention flirt.

submitted 83 days ago • 6 comments

The Nightmare before Christmas just means, January 1st-December 24.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

Wednesdays should be a midweek break for everyone. Like a weekend but in the middle. No working.

submitted 84 days ago • 6 comments

nothing makes my pants drop faster than a good joke, phew. puns for buns.

submitted 84 days ago • 16 comments

Continually referring to my morning coffee as "hot bean piss" until coworkers stop messaging me on Microsoft Teams™️

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Fantasy stories/movies/games always have the best names. Like, "Ahhh yes don't speak the name of the most feared being in all of the 7 kingdoms....Chumbawamba." And everyone is like, "oooooo"

submitted 84 days ago • 3 comments

I'm about to be on triple X Games mode.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

MAGA wanted Civil War but they're gonna get the French Revolution.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever my toddler or baby have a coughing fit, I have to fight the urge to say “That's why you shouldn't smoke.”

submitted 84 days ago • 4 comments

Heard 2 coworkers talking about saving up to drive to the east coast this summer and how expensive it's going to be. I dropped in and kindly reminded them that gas will be back to .99 on January 21 so they have nothing to worry about. They seemed skeptical for the one thing they voted for.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

some rando hopping into my replies to explain mass and velocity to me is just *chef’s kiss*

submitted 85 days ago • 35 comments

I have a floaty for my nuts for number 2

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t trust any news. I wake up, turn the TV on, cover my ears and go LALALALALALALA

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

inventing a new kind of breast that dispenses mt dew

submitted 85 days ago • 10 comments

I can tell by your posts that you need a prescription refilled

submitted 85 days ago • 16 comments

I am smack dab in the midst of my Middle Ages now, shitting in a corner and partaking of the perpetual stew (not necessarily in that order).

submitted 85 days ago • 18 comments

I don't mean to be so autobiographical all the time it's just that talking about others has never happened to me

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

i think if i ever get arrested, eating a hashbrown is how i'd get busted too.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

The CW doesn't stand for The Cheese Whiz?? Well, you learn something new every day.

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

I hope if i ever get in trouble, you guys will also use the most flattering picture of me in a jungle, thanks.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

"What do you and your bf really talk about?" Me:

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

Mamma Mia Luigi

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments