caseylyons.bsky.social
I like being funny but I'm not very nice unfortunately.
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So you can pretend to knock those towers over again and again, fun!
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From your lips to Mel Gibson and Jon Voight's ears.
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Oh yeah make sure you get the advice BEFORE you give him a "taste" of your whisky. MF drank two thirds of my bottle then goes 'dont count your money until the nighttime.'
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Sounds like someone is on a tour through the cosmos, sorry.
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Jemmidoon, sausage-o's! Can't believe it's been 10 years since the world got WAY less funny.
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I got something to say,
I employed a baby today,
And it made a sweat shop shirt for me,
With fabric and thread.
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Shit this is gonna be nuts
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I can't tell you how comforted I was by this interview. Thank you truly. Now to sit back and enjoy the schadenfreude.
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Unfortunately for your side fighting Nazis means crying about it on social media and then doing fuck all to stop it.
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This made me sad.
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The thought of LeVar Burton hating me is giving me anxiety.
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This album is 236 songs of pure gold. Riot Act is a JAAAAM
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Okay looks like Bluesky isn't fun anymore, I'm out.
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Proud of you!
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Here's your chimney sweep and your cartoon pen-guin
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I Just Bit Off Leg
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My Farrah Fawcett poster?
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She is one of the all time best.
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Thank you for clipping this, I was explaining this joke to a friend so your tweet was very helpful.
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Clunch your jawnu
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I am not going to find a better joke on the internet today, this is just a beautiful joke.
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This tweet was an automatic follow.
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They were no Tato Skins but they were pretty delicious.
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I'd make him a meal but I'd make it very poorly and charge him $750,000 for it.
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She was ROBBED. Taylor tried to put her head INSIDE Serrano's
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*who's
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If he drops a gun PLEASE don't try to pick it up pick it up pick it up
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These are incredible and you are an inspiration, shoe-wise.
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That shirt rules
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Guy named Homer with a family and they're yellow? Uh, sorry, Simpsons did it first.