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she/they/siya/it. 22yo dog woman. ☭🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇨🇩🔻
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witawy me

bruh

maybe i’ll try this app again

fuck im gay

Oh, you're a "Proud Dem"? Please: tell me more about how proud you are to support a party that is complicit in genocide you piece of shit.

it should be a crime to make beautiful transgender women work closing shifts at work

do people avoid me because i look emo?

The fellas hit the Camp Rock celly on the game-winning INT. Legendary‼️ #MINvsSEA | #Skol

cass stop losing her hats challenge level impossible

Me feeling like shit 😞 *Takes estrogen* 😃

tackling a ball carrier is a lot like watering a plant. you don't wanna overdo it. just give 'em a little bit of tackle and let the lord work from there

oh shit the 2025 calendar just leaked. i'm probably gonna be dmca'd for sharing this but it's worth it. i guess if my account gets nuked you'll know why

The most impressive accomplishment in Aaron Rodgers' career is that he managed to hide how extraordinarily unlikable he is for like 15 years.

Yes I eat corn during the sunset Yes I eat corn when we kiss Yes I eat corn when we get married Yes I eat corn while we welcome our beautiful children onto this earth Yes I eat corn during our child’s first steps, and words. Yes I eat corn during my death bed, and yes during the final moment

🤩 estradiol 🤩

i realize i do not like winter as much as i thought i did. i am sorry to everyone i made fun of for not liking winter.

estrogen taken life is worth living again

i forgot to take my fucking estrogen fuck my fucked up yuri life

She literally did nothing wrong.

boymoding is so cool im such a hot guy

shawty like a melody in my head

Ate corn today

please be dead please be dead

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.

(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails

i need to pray even harder for the chiefs downfall

Justin Jefferson surpassed 7,000 career receiving yards on that drive. He is the first player in NFL history with 7,000+ receiving yards in his first five NFL seasons and the first player in NFL history under the age of 26 to achieve the feat. #MINvsATL #Skol

watching seventeen minutes of How I Met Your Mother through a stranger’s living room window

YOU LIKE THAT?! WE LIKE THAT. #Vikings #Falcons

the hand up for eternity. the fall. I'm dying.

got fucked up last night, vikings won in a shootout and i’m making burgers. life is beautiful sometimes

Things we lead the NFL in: ✅ INTs ✅ Having fun ✅ Proving we didn’t need Kirk Cousins and that Justin Jefferson carried him #Vikings #Falcons #Skol

i may have made a mistake lying to ems when i said i probably don’t have a concussion

i may have been the one to find out why it’s called a crowd kill