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Every time I hear or see a surname that begins with the letters 'Pav-' I think about some guy who experimented on dogs.

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I just learned that pigeons can tell the difference between paintings by Monet and Picasso. I guess this means they really must hate sculpture.

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I don't know what everyone's problem with Elon Musk is. I think he's doing a great job with DOGE (formerly known as America).

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Inside me there are two hot dogs: one with whipped feta, muffuletta, and Thai red curry paste, and one with mayonnaise, mustard, relish, sauerkraut, and hot sauce.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Did anyone hear about the big recall at the Reese's candy factory? Yeah, evidently it was caused by meese's feces.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The only thing I care about less than the stupor bowl is whatever beef two shitty rappers and yet here I am, having to say that...

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

"Oh me?" I giggled innocently. "I'm such a bad liar!"

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The premise is that being anti-trans is standing up for women's rights. That's a good premise, right? The execution of that premise? Not believing that women are women when they say that they are women a la Brigitte Macron because they are ugly like men, because men are inherently ugly.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Somebody has to do something about this damn tech-billionaire telling the government what to do! I know, let's ask that tech-billionaire guy. He'll know what to do!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

In order to protect the dignity of women, we've now made it so that they have to prove to us that they are biological woman with whatever tests we deem appropriate in order to participate in sports with other women we've already violated...I mean tested, tested!

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

I don't get gym people bc, what are you preparing for? What is all this for? Your office job? Your commute? I know I'm wrong here but it feels like spending all year saving up money and then just being like, "Yep, that's my money," posting a selfie with it on IG and then just...going about your day.

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That scene from The Avengers when Bruce Banner says, "That's my secret. I'm always angry.", would have hit much harder if he said, "Yeah, that's my fucking secret. I'm always fucking angry, dumbass! What of it?"

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I like talking about the finer points of The Matrix franchise because if I play it straight enough I can just connect a vague series of tech buzzwords together and the person I'm talking to will be like, "Totally."

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Hey everyone, if (when) the tariffs start causing inflation and making the price of things like, say, coffee explode, whatever drink then takes its place should be referred to as 'Trump Tea.' You know, its alliterative, its ironic, and in the same spirit of the term 'Hoovervilles.'

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

For the longest time I didn't know Plano, TX. was a real place because I thought that was just how people from Texas might describe whatever town in Texas they might come from.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

My David Lynch Tribute joke: A lot of people really like David Lynch films and I get it, but personally I think they're a bit formulaic...and of course the formula he used is: a^{2}+b^{2}=±-∛x RIP One of the greatest filmmakers of our generation (and also my math literacy skills).

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'Gulf of America,' would also be a great new name for the White House.

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